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      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Roe Vs. World

        "...but our holiday shopping death rate is still highest."
        http://jezebel.com/5099870/#c9161754 2:53 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Police in Torbay, Devon (a

        "I am glad I was at my bar-stumbling peak in the early 90's."
        http://jezebel.com/5099811/#c9161016 1:58 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning Stampede

        "@Eldritch: I agree."
        http://jezebel.com/5099790/#c9160385 1:11 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning Stampede

        "People are f-ing idiots."
        http://jezebel.com/5099790/#c9160263 1:05 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Devil Wears OBE

        "At least she took off her sunglasses."
        http://jezebel.com/5099810/#c9160061 12:51 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Which Celeb Escaped To Las Vegas To Avoid A Family Thanksgiving?

        "For # 2 I immediately thought of Brian Ferry from Roxy Music."
        http://gawker.com/5099787/#c9159815 12:35 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Madonna And A-Rod Go Public

        "Madrod?"
        http://jezebel.com/5099792/#c9159532 12:12 PM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Programming Note

        "I worked yesterday, and today."
        http://jezebel.com/5099707/#c9157860 8:40 AM on Nov 28


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed

        "I am toally late here but: No one can be "forced" into recovery.No one can recover without a total change in their life style, coping habits, general habits or social circle.No one goes to treatment and "is cured" or gets better. Sobriety and recovery are life long battles. I think Wonderland should be ashamed of themselves."
        http://jezebel.com/5097570/#c9114241 12:27 PM on Nov 25


      • TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed

        "@Georgiaray: I am a day late and a dollar short here, but THANK YOU.."
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      TheUptightMidwesterner on Sep 20, 2008

      I AM FINALLY ON FACEBOOK!! Check the Jezzie page about who's who for more..


      TheUptightMidwesterner on Sep 19, 2008

      Sarah just said "Noooocular" again!! OMG
      She is at Anoka, MN airport and I am listening to her on MPR


      Dogtanian on Jul 25, 2008

      "She is nuttier than squirrel pooh."

      I'm saving this insult for future use. Brilliant!


      Anthem_ on Jun 11, 2008

      I'm off facebook right now because it was too distracting (and hellooo jezebel). I got on as a college student, but I know a lot of older people who've gotten on - it's a great way to network, find forgotten friends, get addicted to scrabulous (my mother), etc. There are a lot of silly accessory crap things (my fake garden! my virtual happy hour!), but you can shun them and maintain ultra-coolness.


      Anthem_ on Jun 11, 2008

      Everything you say I picture Marge Gunderson saying. So the comment about Robbie Williams was AMAZING.

      Also, I miss my mid-westerners of all tightnesses and cannot WAIT to get back in MN.


      TheUptightMidwesterner on May 30, 2008

      Facebook? Should I or shouldn't I? Do you use your actual name when you create an account?
      I am in my upper 30's- would it be dumb to create an account?
      Feel free to be annoyed or amused by my total lack of savvy...


      TheUptightMidwesterner on May 1, 2008

      I cannot decide if I should see Iron Man this weekend.


      sarabadara on Apr 22, 2008

      Thanks: ) You should see me now...


      esmemurphy on Mar 4, 2008

      Hi, I just got your message from like 2 weeks ago because I am still figuring this out. Um, yes, I used her name. But I am not her. So don't tell her so she doesn't sue my ass. I kid, I kid. But seriously, is she still around there? Too funny.


      Lizawithazee on Feb 29, 2008

      I love your name an avatar! Marge rules!


      lolly71 on Jan 18, 2008

      Happy Birthday!!


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