TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Many Egyptian Men Think Women Deserve To Be Harassed

"An Egyptian friend of a friend was very shocked to learn that in the west, woman can defend themselves, and even kill or maim their tormentors if the situation warrants it.He kind of sucked, but meant well."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on The infallible Perez Hilton

"I hope this is one of his outright lies just to get more page hits, a'la Castro dying."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on TGIF

"I wish I could give birth to something that cute."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Kate Moss... And Were Unafraid To Ask

"I am sorry, but I think Kate Moss is a total dipshit, and I cannot believe no one has taken that kid away from her."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Marcia Cross Drives The Peace Train

"Ah..she is pale, she is almost translucent."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Rising Juice Prices Make Kirsten Dunst Want To Scream

"Okay..until she loses them, sits on them , or actually LOOKS in a mirror, and throws them away, I am gonna bitch about those damn glasses."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Is Using Feminism As a Marketing Technique Good Or Bad?

""When I grow up I want to be a feminist Maritime Lawyer." I swear to god, I probably said this at one point in my life."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Every Hour, One Russian Woman Dies At The Hands Of A Male Family Member

"I see it a lot."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Material Martyr: Why People Are Pissed About Madonna's Clothes

"peace!"

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Material Martyr: Why People Are Pissed About Madonna's Clothes

"She started to curtail a bit with the whole Kabbalah, inner piece thing."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen

"That is why people are apeshit for George Clooney."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on The Top 10 Female Product Advertising Icons & The Actresses Who Could Replace Them

"I think instead of eating Utz Chips, we ate Old Dutch chips instead."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on The Top 10 Female Product Advertising Icons & The Actresses Who Could Replace Them

"I also forgot to add my point..Maggi Gyllenhal would be a better Mortons Salt girl."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on The Top 10 Female Product Advertising Icons & The Actresses Who Could Replace Them

""Bananas is my business" I went as the Creamette Pasta Girl for 3 years straight... I am sorry but I have never seen the Utz chips or Sunbeam girls?"

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Why Is Disney's First Black Princess Such A Challenge?

"I am pretty sure that Amy Adam's princess in "Enchanted " could have been a black princess.."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Kirsten Dunst Indulges In Legal Stimulants, Overstimulating Style

"I wouldn't mind grunge so much, because it was my heyday of bar hopping and band dating."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Welcome To Vogue, The Reality Show

"I know its her job, but man, Poppy thinks way too much about lipstick."

TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Kirsten Dunst Indulges In Legal Stimulants, Overstimulating Style

"I need to kill whoever decided to bring back the 80's color rim glasses."