TheEmpress commented on The Kids Aren't Sure If Caroline Is "A Kennedy Kennedy"

"I'm not American, and I know who she is."

TheEmpress commented on "For Whom Do Women Dress?"

"@AuburnPonytail: A friend of mine suggests that women need to describe their usual look with three words, and this helps with shopping."

TheEmpress commented on The Benefits Of A Break-Up Service

"Here's my technique.2-3 weeks of being gradually more distant and snappish.Say: "This isn't making me happy."

TheEmpress commented on Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media

"@prestocaro: I love to sing the Passions theme with a lisp..."I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me PLAYTHES,And KITH the LIPTH OFTHE one who could STHING STHO STHWEET!""

TheEmpress commented on Posh Spice Gets Off Plane Well-Preserved

"For the love of Mike, will someone please give that scarecrow a grilled cheese sandwich and a chocolate thickshake?"

TheEmpress commented on Golden Girls: Anky Van Grunsven

"@superlayne: Anky's other horse is named Painted Black."

TheEmpress commented on Animal Magnetisms

"These might be the dumbest/awesomest things in the universe."

TheEmpress commented on She's Got The Look: "Old" Is The New "Plus-Size"

""You can't knock that; that's ARTISTIC!" Heh."

TheEmpress commented on Why Chivalry Is Actually Clinging Stubbornly To Life

"Nancy Mitford knew it - the only thing that matters in marriage is great gentillement."