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TheEmpress commented on Posh Spice Gets Off Plane Well-Preserved
"For the love of Mike, will someone please give that scarecrow a grilled cheese sandwich and a chocolate thickshake?"
http://jezebel.com/5076438/#c8741043 8:19 AM on Nov 5
TheEmpress commented on Golden Girls: Anky Van Grunsven
"@superlayne: Anky's other horse is named Painted Black."
http://jezebel.com/5037149/#c7240206 1:20 AM on Aug 15
TheEmpress commented on Animal Magnetisms
"These might be the dumbest/awesomest things in the universe."
http://jezebel.com/5013600/#c6057679 7:08 PM on Jun 5
TheEmpress commented on She's Got The Look: "Old" Is The New "Plus-Size"
""You can't knock that; that's ARTISTIC!" Heh."
http://jezebel.com/5013124/#c6039842 2:32 AM on Jun 5
TheEmpress clipped Judge Judy Settles Domestic Dispute In 20 Seconds Flat
http://jezebel.com/5010536/ 6:52 PM on May 22, 2008
TheEmpress commented on Why Chivalry Is Actually Clinging Stubbornly To Life
"Nancy Mitford knew it - the only thing that matters in marriage is great gentillement."
http://jezebel.com/5010588/#c5848706 6:28 PM on May 22

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