I'LL MAKE YOU A MOJITO, BISH!

Uh, but yeah, that Stephanie Trong clipshow I posted in the Jane thread- Doesn't Trong remind you of a certain teacher's pet that went to a certain school with us? Yeah.

You'd like that, wouldn't you? I dunno, though, are you more of an "Ariel" or a "Sleeping Beauty"?
How bout we just say eff the whole thing and just get you a nylon bodysock from Rainbow Fashions? I'll bedazzle "R.I.P. Al Copeland" on the back. I think he'd be touched by the tribute. Really!

Holy shitfuck! I don't know whether to be sad about this news or not.

Please, no more harassing.
You add a lot to this site that is fun and interesting.

I just read your reply to my message and it was your very public diatribe on my profile that I found dick-ish. It caught me off guard when I saw it days after whatever the debate was that incited your anger.

I extend the olive branch. You have your strong opinions, I have mine. We should both be allowed to express them, that's the beauty of Jezebel. Why you feel I shouldn't be able to do that is what disturbs me. Read on, as I try to (awkwardly) sort it out.

I can't even really remember what the post was that started this whole mess, only that every time I get on Jezebel I see hateful words on my message board and that is such a bummer.

I always try to make the world a better place and often that means defending others. TeenageGangDeb, that was what I was trying to do with you, as I recall. Defend my mother's generation from what I perceived as an ugly generalization. My mother is very sick. Does that help explain things?

Something tells me there is a lot of heartbreak in your life, too, and that's why you are as sensitive as you are. I'd like to know that's why we are at odds, and not that you are a bully. I think about it now, and I believe that you are a vulnerable person, just like me. Something about me obviously struck a sensitive spot with you, and adding more heart ache to the world devastates me.

Peace, sister. I now send out good vibes and energy your way. (yes, I live in California) May you have a great weekend and a lot of love in your life. And whether you like it or not, I'm going to be your friend and give you my best wishes. I've got a lot of love to give and very little hatred in my soul. So I'm sending you some of my love because I think we both need it.

(Maybe I should be a Buddhist, because this feels kind of good right now.)

May we one day split a pitcher of beer as we solve the world's ills. Because two opinionated bitches like us, probably can!

Cheers,
Your new friend,
FooFoo

Hey Duder,
You should come visit me in Memphis this summer! We'll have some times! So, you can get me through Facebook, cuz I'm quitting this stupid Jez shit. The place has become overrun with whiny assholes and trolls (I see you've tangled with the BunnyFoofoo. ouch). I be committin comment suicide!

There's no need to be an asshole in messages. If you'd read more of the thread, cee and I cleared up where I MISUNDERSTOOD what was being said on the thread. Maybe if you'd read further instead of instantly going into catty mode, you'd have understood where I was coming from. Rather you go after me on my profile. Wow.

Oh well. Pot meet kettle.

And as for the spoiled brat comment, your name IS Teenage. Perhaps I made an assumption.

But seriously, no need to be a dick and get all upset. If cee and I and whoever else can have a great discussion that leads to some cool understanding, why can't you also participate in civilized discourse?

Whatever. Let it go. I did that night.

I haven't seen enough of it but because you're using so many exclamation marks I'm gonna try watch it right now!Yay!I've heard it's amazing though!I think I love Garth Marenghi more though?!Dunno yet,I'll report back!
Yeahhh, I met Noel...!
No seriously, I'd love to be able to say I met him but it really was just a case of being at the bar in Barfly, feeling someone grab my arse(and I mean grab, not pinch actually!)I whirled around cos I was obviously gonna deck the arsehole, but all I saw was him looking at me with quite obviously coked eyeballs whilst running away.He was so effed I could have been a lamppost in fairness.But still.The thrill oh the thrill..I still get shivers thinking about what might have been if I'd had any balls to run/saunter nonchalantly after him...!

Heeeeeeelllllllllll yes I'm a Boosh fan!Are you kidding me?!I wake up thinking about Noel Fielding and go to bed dreaming about Julian.Sometimes it's vice versa and sometimes Mike, Dave and even Rich are involved.The single-most thrilling thing that has happened to me this year(and maybe ever, but I'm not dead yet)is that Noel pinched me on the bum in Barfly in London.
kjustexplodedredinthefacebye.

P.s. Hi!It's great to meet a fellow devotee and goddamn that pic is fierce..

I know of Venn diagrams, yes. But the circle, "rape", is not entirely contained within the circle, "'irony'". Yes, there's crossover, but it's negligible.

Also, I have to presume the "Big Johnson [insert product name]" & "Coed Naked [insert activity, possibly sporting, name]" shirts of my early high-school years were oh, so wrong. (I found them tasteless, but not for any reason that they endorsed coercive intercourse. (Sorry for the eupheming.) They were just too dumb.)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't hang with the hard-core New Orleanians. It's better to admit it, I feel, than put up a front. Home is home & all that, but I'm a happy expat.