Kanye's brilliant move this year was not showing up. It allowed everyone to realize how annoying Taylor Swift's "who, li'l ol' me?" act really is.
They pre-announce everything because they think it builds anticipation and makes you more likely to watch it.
(Plus, they're afraid a lot of people have no idea who many music acts are. Older people don't recognize that skinny tattooed guy from the Purple 4 or whatever, while younger people wonder why their medicated grandparents are singing in front of surfboards.)
The Oscars could take a page from the Grammys and have actors perform highlights from their movies live onstage.
Of course, to be truly similar, they'd mouth the lesser dialogue (and possibly some of the main dialogue) to prerecorded tracks.
Thanks for reminding me of Oliver on "The O.C." And of "The O.C.," for that matter.
The Carter Family? So this amazing musical dynasty now contains Jay-Z and Beyonce as well as June and Johnny Cash.
"It combines not only athletic prowess but hand eye coordination and the ability to throw a frisbee."
So does owning a dog.
Wonder how she feels about this?
Whether or not you agree with the name change, I think they dealt with this situation quite well. (Consider how badly some other companies would have handled it.)
I also think Enid rocks. Her messages were clear, polite and well-written, while displaying respect for the value of satire. Someone should give her a raise.
As someone who works right down the street from La Brea Tar Pits, I feel qualified to say that's not a real mammoth either.
That's the trouble with magazines today. You can kowtow to dogs all you want, but they still aren't going to mail in that subscription card.
Kudos for complicated rhymes!
One traumatic after-shave experience can stick with you for life.
There was an odd lass from L.A.
Who appeared on the TV all day
She said, "It will be lame
If I don't use my fame,"
So she shilled for an Oil of Old-Lay.
Who appeared on the TV all day
She said, "It will be lame
If I don't use my fame,"
So she shilled for an Oil of Old-Lay.
Maybe Fluffy's just not that into you.
No, I'm going to serve them all salmon salad in the shape of two Oscars.
That's great, Felicity. Now get back to school.
End lactose intolerance!
I am "Fancksy," the artist who places Cat Fancy covers over the Tom Hanks heads that Hanksy has placed over Banksy's work.
My first exhibition will be in an unused janitor's closet at the Brooklyn Museum, featuring entertainment by the cat who plays piano and Chet Haze.
Grocery stores near me have sales on corned beef, cabbage and potatoes (and Guinness) every year before St. Patrick's Day.
But she looked supernaturally good.
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