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"Actually, the study being used to promote weight loss and not eating foods we love doesn't actually support those statements: [junkfoodscience.blogspot.com] . I highly recommend this blog; it actually looks at the studies rather than the massaged press releases."

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TealCuttlefish commented on Are We Cheating Whores Or Just Friendly And Popular?

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" I gave up on Christianity around 1979."

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" I'd much rather see some impeachments than piddling little contempt charges."

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" @LollyPops: Hash, maybe?"

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" Really, he isn't obligatory."