*For some reason I feel the need to say "heh heh" after combining any verb with Ron Jeremy's name.
Head, I don't believe you've had the pleasure of meeting desk.
"I really wish you would stop selling pot to puppies."
"I don't do that!"
"I really wish you would stop performing All Sock-Puppet Revues when my boss is over for dinner."
"I don't!"
"I wish you would not be in be in Hot Ass 2: Electric Assaloo."
"I don-- whoops."
Also, no kidding about The Legs. Liv is lovely as ever.