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  • finishing

    What The Hell Is A Nice Guyâ„¢, Anyway?

    07/02/09
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  • Rag Trade

    New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold

    • Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]
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    07/02/09
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    Comment by zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: "I love the idea of taking Pocahontas out of the kayak and putting her into the disco" -- um, what?? 7 Responses | Other threads

  • model behaviors

    Modeling And The Tragedy Of Karen Mulder

    07/01/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon

    07/01/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Kanye Sneakers Wow The World With Their Pricetag; Model Who Claimed Sex Abuse Arrested

    • Here we have it, the first official glimpse of Kanye West's Louis Vuitton sneakers, aka THE BEST SNEAKERS KNOWN TO MANKIND EVER. The $700+ kicks were inspired by the movie Dune, and Kanye's own mind-blowing genius. [Racked]
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    06/30/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by curiousgeorgiana: So now Kayne's a lyrical shoesmith? 9 Responses | Other threads

  • the arts

    Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be

    Chuck Close's 2003 daguerrotype of Kate Moss nude (originally published in W) is being auctioned at Christie's. The estimated price is $11,400-$16,300; a signed nine-print set of the photos fetched $166,567 in 2007 (link NSFW). [WWD] More »
    06/29/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by librariesare4lovers: I remember when I first saw these pics in W. I was shocked by how these pictures managed to show... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Michelle Obama Loves Fashion Again; Beckham Brings In New Designers For Denim Line

    06/29/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Psychedelic Rainbow Monogram Madonna Louis Vuitton Campaign Leaks

    • Madonna's fall campaign for Louis Vuitton leaked online, and the star — captured by Steven Meisel and 23 psychedelic Photoshop layers — sort of looks like a marble statue. [Fashionologie]
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    06/26/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by Penny: The Marc Jacobs resort collection is seriously the shit. I am so heading to eLuxury. Wasn't it the first "luxury"... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Jacko's Sparkly Concert Costume; Anna Read What You Wrote About Her On Facebook

    • Michael Jackson has settled on a costume for his upcoming tour: an ensemble made entirely from Swarovski crystals. His wardrobe uses 300,000 of the sparklers. Of course, this is the man who once wore a gold-plated jacket. [WWD]
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    06/25/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by save jinger: I've never shopped at Dress Barn because I have this unfounded idea that all the clothes make you look like... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • maghag

    In Vogue: Things Learned From The September Issue, September Issue Trailer

    Button up your gladiators for a trip to '07, fashionistas! The trailer for The September Issue — the hotly-guarded, perhaps-unfavorable, partially-Hearst-produced documentary about Anna Wintour and American Vogue's biggest-ever issue, the 840-page, 727-ad September, 2007, behemoth — has leaked online. More »
    06/25/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by cicillionaire: I hate pulling this; but if Anna Wintour were a dude no one would say anything at all about how... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Rachel zoe projects

    Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe

    To mark the announcement of The Rachel Zoe Project's second season debut date, Zoe shared her 34 summer "must-haves" with Entertainment Weekly. Unfortunately, her little list left off most of the pricing information. We sought to rectify that oversight! More »
    06/24/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by shewar: Leather leggings in the summer? D: 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie

    • Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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    06/24/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by Sputnik_Sweetheart: I was always of the opinion that Jennifer Lopez could have been a great actress, if she concentrated on acting,... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Badvertising

    Marie Claire Dedicates 10-Page Spread To One Advertiser Designer

    All-American fashion, according to Marie Claire's July issue, apparently runs the gamut from Ralph Lauren, to Ralph Lauren Collection, to Ralph Lauren Black Label. An object lesson in the special ladymag economics of free advertising, after the jump. More »
    06/23/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by save jinger: I's be cool with an all Ralph Lauren spread if they had included this guy: 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Charlie Brown Finds Balance; Controversial Calvin Klein Billboard Replaced

    • How cool are these Charlie Brown New Balance sneakers? Cool enough that we wish they weren't just for kids. [WWD]
    • A London artist has created Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn paper dolls which look frighteningly like the real thing. [Pipeline.Refinery29]
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    06/23/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by save jinger: I think if anyone can rock the shiny leggings, it's children. Children can get away with a lot of... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • wax on, wax off

    Slap! Ooorgh! Pow! Kaboom! Rrrrip! Film Explores Pubic Waxing

    The best thing about this excerpt from Why We Wax, Kimberly M. Wetherell and Amy Axelson's 19-minute documentary about pubic hair removal, has to be the onomatopoeia the interview subjects use to describe the sensations of a Brazilian. More »
    06/22/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by bluetrain84: OK, Jezzies, I have never had a bikini wax. Honestly, on a scale of 1-10 of pain, with 1 being... 30 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Kate Moss Destroys Hopes Of Kills Fans; Emma Watson To Design Own Line?

    • One of the hazards of dating a rock star: When, mid-fight, you want to throw some of his stuff into a pool, there's a slight risk that he might have unreleased, non-backed-up new songs among his personal effects. [Mirror]
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    06/22/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: I don't even know who the hell that dude Kate Moss is dating is, but I still gasped when I... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • Nonsense

    Fashion Writer Blames "Fascist Industry", "Gay Designerdom" For Womanity's Ills

    There are so many inaccuracies, statements pleading for correction, and things just plain wrong with Kevin Myers' Irish Independent opinion piece that I almost don't know where to begin. Ha ha, that's a lie! Let me start with the beginning: More »
    06/19/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by CurtCole: Gay Note: If you all looked like teenage boys it would just confuse us more...to the point where we would... 14 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed

    06/19/09
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  • Counterfeit chic

    Balenciaga Rips Off San Francisco Designer

    Homage, inspiration, and knock-off are adjoining territories, and not yet satisfactorily explored. Like obscenity or other great things in life, most people feel they know a rip-off when they see it. Well, take a look: More »
    06/18/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by vamusical: A fashion company ironically named as a musical instrument company? In San Francisco? ...They're run by hipsters, aren't they. 10 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Eva Mendes In Another Thing For Calvin Klein; Topshop Lends New Yorkers Free Bikes

    • Eva Mendes should just drop the transparent "acting" career. The woman — Calvin Klein perfume campaign-snagger, fashion event-schmoozer, Revlon face, and Italian Vogue poseur — is, as these Calvin Klein ads further prove, basically a model now. Embrace it! [People]
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    06/18/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by Pocahaunted: Marfa, Texas is one of my favorite places in the world!! A beacon of weirdness, minimalism and crazy natural light... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • bankruptcies

    Eddie Bauer Files For Bankruptcy

    06/18/09
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  • Big problems

    Even Gap Designer Clothes Only Available In Tiny Sizes

    How disappointing to note that the Gap's handsome khaki pieces, solicited from CFDA-nominated designers Vena Cava and Alexander Wang, are only available up to a size 10. Larger fashion lovers are supposed to content themselves with Albertus Swanepoel's hats? [Gap.com] More »
    06/17/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by sequined: That's pretty obnoxious. On the other hand, normal Gap clothes are sized so wonky I can go down two pants sizes... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • fashion show

    Beth Ditto Makes Plus-Size Clothing Fun, Sequined, 80s

    Beth Ditto's 80s-tastic line for British fast-fashion chain Evans hits stores July 9th — just two weeks after the release of The Gossip's new album, Music for Men. The other thing about Ditto's collection? It's only available in sizes 14-32. More »
    06/17/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by thesciencegirl: They couldn't have gone with a larger model? She is lovely, but she's got to be the smallest size that this... 18 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!

    • Helena Christensen is one of the many hailing British Vogue's Alexandra Shulman. "Obviously I am of the same belief," said the supermodel photographer. "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?" [WWD]
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    06/17/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Did anyone else just have a vision of Kanye, alone in his basement, hugging a 1950s silk chiffon strapless ballgown... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • whore whore sluts

    Is It Too Soon To Call SexReally The Worst Sex Website Ever?

    Imagine the last person you'd ever want to see writing a sex and relationships blog for twenty-something women. Is that individual hook-up propagandist and befuddled old person Laura Sessions Stepp? Then it's your unlucky day. More »
    06/16/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): I've done relationships in the "right" way and I've done them in the "wrong" way, and really, there's nothing different... 14 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Rodarte Wins CFDA; Barack Obama Officially Most Stylish Man

    06/16/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?

    • It seems Calvin Klein put up a billboard in SoHo which some find a little too sexy. We sure hope this kerfuffle ("It's borderline pornographic!") and all the media coverage of it doesn't hurt the company's denim sales! [NYDN]
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    06/15/09
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    Comment by sparklertam: Borderline pornographic? Really?! That's a bit of a stretch in this day and age, no? In all... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Someone's baby

    Condoms: The Prophylactic Against War Criminals!

    This Chinese condom ad features the tagline "Such tragedy could have been easily avoided." Click through for a bigger picture of some of the terrible world leaders who might never have been. [Dieline] More »
    06/12/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by sarahxo: Once again, I must say that I still think it's too early to make jokes about this kind of stuff.... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • dr. no

    Doctor Thwarts Canadian Woman's Choice To Be Sterilized

    Meet Tarrah Seymour, 21, of Brampton, Ontario. She's a married college graduate with a toddler son and another on the way. Seymour and her husband are adamant that their family will be complete at four. Her OB/GYN feels otherwise. More »
    06/12/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by veronykah: I love this line "just because I was a woman, I'd reach a point where an urge to breed would overcome... 28 Responses | Other threads

  • jezenomics

    Hell's Bells

    06/12/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Eva Mendes Cries At Cartier; Michelle Obama Will Not Wear Fur

    06/12/09
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  • Critical Distance

    This Recession Will Change Everything (About The Way We Dress)

    Everyone has a theory about what the recession will "mean" for fashion. Wanna hear often correct New York Times critic Cathy Horyn's? Oh yes you do! More »
    06/11/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by morninggloria: It makes sense that ultra super luxury items would continue to increase in popularity while sales of moderate luxury items... 26 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line

    • Before digesting the latest round of layoffs, garment worker intimidation, stupidly expensive luxury crap, and magazine turmoil, say a hearty Good mornin' to David Beckham in his fancy new Armani underwear ad. Hello David. [People]
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    06/11/09
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    Comment by chancentrate: Okay - I DON'T find David Beckham attractive. I think I am alone on this, but he just doesn't do... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • amber rose

    Amber Rose Switches Agencies

    06/10/09
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  • Rag Trade

    Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap

    • Kanye West and Amber Rose hit up the American Apparel in NoHo for hoodies and sunglasses. "He was really nice about getting his photo taken for our blog," said the store manager. Doesn't he look it! [AmApp]
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    06/10/09
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    Comment by tscheese: Kanye: i am so very sad to be looking at these hoodies Amber: Oh my god, are you okay? Kanye: they are... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Big problems

    Plus Vs. Petite: Why Retailers Find It Hard Making Clothes To Fit Most Women

    Another day, another story about how hard it is to make plus-size clothing. More »
    06/09/09
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    Comment by sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I hate clothes shopping because petite pants are fucking impossible to find. My biggest issue is just that I'm... 38 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Hermione Does Burberry; Courtney Love To Do Clothing Line?

    • Filling Lily Donaldson's shoes, Emma Watson, 19, will be the face of Burberry. Said designer Christopher Bailey: "Her charm and intellect and brilliant sense of fun made the whole shoot feel like a picnic on the Thames." [Telegraph]
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    06/09/09
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    Comment by deltabella: I'm a little confused by Hermes decision to start its own crocodile breeding operation- I remember reading recently that Louisiana... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • model behaviors

    "Sena, Can You Grab His Cock And Twist It Real Hard." (NSFW)

    Ew: "The scene: a casting with a photographer... Halfway through the meeting Sena Cech is asked to strip. She does as instructed and takes off her clothes. Then the photographer starts undressing as well." [Observer] More »
    06/08/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by Arline: Cll m nsnstv, bt f md hndrds f thsnds t mllns f dllrs pr yr dng wht sh ds,... 12 Responses | Other threads

  • Rag Trade

    Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes

    • Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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    06/08/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by JinxyMcDeath: Can I also say that sometimes I wish I was Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. Sure, she's probably a man-eating husband-stealer...but she knows... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • The 25,000 question

    Anna Wintour's Shiny, Sparkly Fashion "Rosebud": The Candidates

    Three weeks ago, we announced we'd scour heaven, earth, and Style.com, for the little $25,000 sequined dress that Anna Wintour won't quit moaning about not getting to put into her magazine because Vogue now represents thrift. More »
    06/05/09
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    By TatianaTheAnonymousModel

    Comment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I kind of have to have #11 and #12. Off to ebay I go. Also, I thought the dress Anna... 5 Responses | Other threads

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