"@amy1971: My husband (!) wants to get baskets for our bikes so the dogs can ride with us (they're pitiful when we leave them), but I worry too much that they'll jump out and hurt themselves or I'll wreck the bike and hurt them or we'll get hit by something and they'll get hurt."
"@ineffable.me: *stares wide-eyed at computer screen, then proceeds to burst into horrified giggles*
And I'll bet that you did NOT get paid enought to deal with 'sanitary' tape."
"Ha ha ha in HELL, Stephany Xu! Seriously though… any exurban high school experience can lead a trench coat-MMPORG-bipolar kid on Accutane to think he's some sort of Nietzshian Antichrist, but to do the same to a supercute, well-adjusted girl with perfect grades? That takes religion."
Erhem...
"MMORPG, Moe."
Wordsmith drives to the hoop for the monster windmill jam, but is knocked to his ass in the paint by the Chairman of the Boards!
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