SuzieG commented on The GAP Admits That, Well, It Sorta Sucks!

"@faire-la-moue: Unfortunately, I work at the gap."

SuzieG commented on Lindsay Lohan Seems Healthy; Not So Sure About The Friend To Her Left

"@BottledCynicism: Can Lilo remember what her natural hair color is?"

SuzieG commented on OMG What Is It About Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson We Find Sooooo Cute?

"@dpnation: By "half gay" he means bisexual, right?"

SuzieG commented on Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day

"Bitch should have put her in the wedding party."

SuzieG commented on Newly-Minted Movie Star Katherine Heigl Can Do No Wrong

" My hair looked like that yesterday because it was humid in NYC and I was fucking sweating."

SuzieG commented on Flip-Flops Out, Orthopaedics In

" Flip Flops are the DEVIL."

SuzieG commented on Clive Owen Possibly Drunk, Possibly Constipated

" still totally fuckable"

SuzieG commented on Some Will Say It's A Baby Bump; We Say It's Rehab

" holy crap she's not a skeleton anymore"

SuzieG commented on Brad Pitt's Nice Taste In Sneakers

" I'm glad Brad Pitt cares so much about helping poverty-stricken Africans..."