Smackdown's Messages

Smackdown commented on Now Available At Hobby Lobby: Christmas Trees?

"I hate to be That Guy, but I'm actually kind of excited, because this reminds me to get a prelit tree for the front room before the crazy preseason markups are out of hand."

http://consumerist.com/5039406/#c7330627 3:54 PM on Aug 20

Smackdown commented on Do Liberals Have To Wrap Themselves In A Flag To Get Some Retribution?

"@Too Hot For TNR: Yeah, let me clarify, because you're right."

http://jezebel.com/5039345/#c7321430 11:00 AM on Aug 20

Smackdown commented on Do Liberals Have To Wrap Themselves In A Flag To Get Some Retribution?

"@ruselkie: I have no idea, but that what everyone's saying."

http://jezebel.com/5039345/#c7321383 10:57 AM on Aug 20

Smackdown commented on Do Liberals Have To Wrap Themselves In A Flag To Get Some Retribution?

"What about the new spin/speculation that I'm hearing everywhere about McCain only going for one "non-political" term run? I could possibly have not been paying attention, but I think I read a lot about this election, and the chatter I'm hearing about him only doing one term gives me the freaks because it's just the convenient excuse that racist dildoes will use to vote for him."

http://jezebel.com/5039345/#c7321078 10:44 AM on Aug 20

Smackdown commented on Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe, Some Of These Veep Picks Have To Go

"I want it to be Joe Biden just because he would be fun as fuck to watch in the VP debates. Also, I like him."

http://jezebel.com/5038769/#c7299956 11:36 AM on Aug 19

Smackdown commented on Christina Applegate Is 100% Cancer-Free

"I look forward to Jermaine and I hooking up when we're both ready for our second marriages."

http://jezebel.com/5038734/#c7297471 9:47 AM on Aug 19

Smackdown commented on Norm Macdonald Brings Out His Z-Game For Bob Saget's Roast

"Norm McDonald is a fucking genius."

http://defamer.com/5038632/#c7297036 9:16 AM on Aug 19

Smackdown commented on Ladies, Let's Be Honest: Are We Girls? Or Are We Women?

"I say "chicks" for just about everyone, except old ladies who are then "old chicks" or "old lady". In the world of shit that I say, "girl" is way more reductive than "chick" ever has been."

http://jezebel.com/5038268/#c7280745 12:15 PM on Aug 18

Smackdown commented on Filming Begins on Greg Araki's Our Gang Remake

"Urban reimagining of Macbeth not going so well."

http://gawker.com/5038240/#c7279247 11:01 AM on Aug 18

Smackdown commented on Golden Girls: Hyleas Fountain

"God those arms are badass."

http://jezebel.com/5037474/#c7250248 2:44 PM on Aug 15

Smackdown commented on Golden Girls: Natascha Keller, Dana Sensenig

"@Cher_Horowitz: Heh, boarding school and ex-field hockeyer here."

http://jezebel.com/5037262/#c7245116 11:39 AM on Aug 15

Smackdown commented on College Debate Competition Spirals Out of Control, Ends in Mooning

"Point: I am not a mere conjuror of cheap tricks."

http://gawker.com/5036991/#c7231533 4:23 PM on Aug 14

Smackdown commented on Golden Girls: Christine Brinker

"There are few things more exhilarating that shooting a big fuckin' shotgun."

http://jezebel.com/5036976/#c7229866 3:31 PM on Aug 14

Smackdown commented on Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is Not Amused

"@suck_it_monkeys: Or, you know, you could be grateful for some other perspective, one that is commonly held with men, who are often afraid to say anything about it because they're worried they're going to come across like assholes, when in fact, having kids can be a bigtime dealbreaker and is not for the faint of heart."

http://jezebel.com/5037019/#c7227456 2:16 PM on Aug 14

Smackdown commented on The Great Drought of 2008