Smackdown commented on Whose 'Exotic Hooker' Problem Is About To Be Revealed?

"#3 is so obviously Heigl, who is currently hallucinating her dead fiance, who keeps telling her that "he's here for her." It's a Mr."

Smackdown commented on New Carrie Fisher Memoir: Mom Got Me A Vibrator For Xmas

"I would like Paul Simon to write a song about me."

Smackdown commented on MySpace Trial, Day 1: Megan Meier's Last Words

"@nellicat: Well said."

Smackdown commented on According to the Boy Genius

"@shorty63136: Yes, because it's so much fun to hear an Apple fanboy go on and on about Apple's business decisions for chaining their products to iTunes. There's such a thing as having the phone because its functionality for 99% of the time is totally above and beyond, and then the other 1% being incredibly irritated at certain aspects of it. It's like saying "Well, if you're computing on a PC, you don't get to bitch about how SQL 2005 interface sucks." It's completely disingenuous, and one of the most irritating things about owning an Apple product; the rest of us get lumped in with Apple fanatics who think that everything the company does was ordained by a turtlenecked Messiah."

Smackdown commented on International Respect Watch

"@Larry Bird Flu: To punish Sikorski, Parliament put him in a round room and told him to stand in the corner."

Smackdown commented on Elle Writer's Solution To Poverty Is A Superiority Complex

"She's like Lily Bart without the scruples."

Smackdown commented on Pussycat Dolls Clothing Line Is... Less Than Classy

"@junkyardarts: I just bought these Docs for a trip to Europe."

Smackdown commented on American Crisis: Atheists In Our Midst!

"@Adah: I love it when religious people start bitching about how hard it is to believe in God in America these days. As an atheist who couldn't give a fuck, I oppose all evangelism."

Smackdown commented on Mary J. Blige's Boots Slither Through The Street

"@Crazy Broad: Oh my fucking god, I know, those boots are incredible."

Smackdown commented on What Should Be Canceled Instead Of Pushing Daisies

"Hey, I have an easy solution."