Smackdown commented on Does This Skirt Make Me Look Fast?

"I really liked wearing a skirt when I played field hockey - I felt like my movement was less restricted by the skirt, but we wore bloomers underneath, which are a lot more brief than shorts. I actually see the appeal of these - you're wearing tight shorts to prevent rideup on the thigh, but you're concealing any potentch cameltoe issues."

Smackdown commented on A Year In The Life Of An Overworked, Much-Appreciated Jezebel Editor

"Dodai, you are the shit, and every time I read something on this site that is really thoughtful, incisive and with a new perspective, it's an article you wrote. I am so glad you're here."

Smackdown commented on Tattoos Are No Longer Taboo, Unless You're A Jewish Nana

"Helvetica, man."

Smackdown commented on Why Is Houston So Much More Attractive Than NYC?

"Dallas is way, way, way worse than Houston."

Smackdown commented on Why Is Houston So Much More Attractive Than NYC?

"Houston has a lot of really great things to offer if you get off the beaten path - having a large immigrant population makes for some pretty excellent food choices around town."

Smackdown commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs Sold for "Low Six Figures"

"It's funny, I actually have tattoos organized by my book."

Smackdown commented on "Equus, Prius. Prius, Equus."

"Car Put Before Horse"

Smackdown commented on Leona Helmsley's Dog May Not Talk, But He Can Sort Of Explain The Recession

"The AP with that barbecue story is just trying to compete with Reuters' headline this morning: "OBAMA RULEZ, MCCAIN DROOLZ, according to the independent poll of 1000 Stupid Fucking Idiots.""

Smackdown commented on The Pro-Choice Movement, Proving the Anti-Choice Movement Right

"@Pithlit: I also think that a lot of people talk a lot of bullshit about abortions because they have anecdotal evidence about a couple friends who had a hard time, when there is a huge number of women out there you don't know about whose emotional problems with abortions are non-existent. Studies have shown (and I can cite, if you want) that the largest response to abortion is a sense of relief. It's some bullshit right-wing talking point that has managed to permeate the status quo that abortions are difficult or sad or emotionally wrenching."

Smackdown commented on Wanted: Just Think Of It As The Bloody, Sexy & Slightly Idiotic Alternative For Wall-E

"They had me at "exploding heads.""

Smackdown commented on The Evilest Evildoer In Administration Evil Shows His Evil Face!

"Oh yeah."

Smackdown commented on The Evilest Evildoer In Administration Evil Shows His Evil Face!

"@mbprice: I totally agree. I don't know if it's part of being in Texas and it just seeps in, but I would say the vast majority of people I know own guns or have once owned guns."

Smackdown commented on Voicemail From the Worst Pickup Artist Ever

"@VirusWithShoes: FTfuckingW."