SlappySquirrel commented on Tantalizing "Golden Lucky Shit" Awaits WCIA Winner

"Classy."

SlappySquirrel commented on I Have A Crush On Vanity Fair's Vow To Vanquish The "Man Crush"

"Non-ironically, I mean, sorry PilgrimSoul"

SlappySquirrel commented on I Have A Crush On Vanity Fair's Vow To Vanquish The "Man Crush"

"My experience is that only idiots use "N'est-ce pas?" in English conversation."

SlappySquirrel commented on Penn & Teller Call Bullshit! On The War On Porn

"A good friend of mine knows Penn pretty well."

SlappySquirrel commented on The Battle Of The Bombs: Get Smart vs. The Love Guru

"@Cavorter: Fine, then this is a spy movie with an oblivious man character that is pretty good."

SlappySquirrel commented on The Battle Of The Bombs: Get Smart vs. The Love Guru

"The husband and I saw "Get Smart" last night and really liked it. I think it's weird that one of the reviewers seems to resent that they made Maxwell semi-competent."

SlappySquirrel commented on Are Threesomes Really Normal? The National Review Enlists Three Bloggers To Debate Glamour

"Threesomes with two girls: Awesome if you're into it. Threesomes with two guys: Pretty decent if they are non-homophobe enough."

SlappySquirrel commented on Judge Judy Doesn't Get The Whole "Friends With Benefits" Thing

"What gets me is British folks who say "I will knock you up" when they mean "I will knock on your door.""

SlappySquirrel commented on JetBlue Flight Attendant Takes Revenge On Passenger Who Asked Her To Stop Speaking Loudly

"@PryncessLayah: She mentions that she didn't catch the stewardess' name, so it looks like hair color was the simplest way to identify the flight attendent."

SlappySquirrel commented on The 6th Annual TVLand Awards Will Make You Cry

"Smile."

SlappySquirrel commented on Word Of The Day

"I've had a girl-crush on her forever."

SlappySquirrel commented on What I (L)earned On My Summer Vacation…

"I worked at an alcohol-free club for teenagers."

SlappySquirrel commented on The Harper's (Bazaar ) Index: Rich People Pay For Sex, 'Price Upon Request' Gowns

"Page of what?"

SlappySquirrel commented on Exile In Guyville: Did Liz Phair Predict Your Life? Or Did She Actually Dictate It?

"Exile in Guyville is not available on Itunes."

SlappySquirrel commented on Sharpen The Knives: A Science Fiction Convention Happened, And Some Fat People Came!

"What I don't understand is why someone who hates fat people would attend so many fat-themed workshops? I mean, if you're grossed out by fat people, and you attend a workshop called "Fat sex," then you pretty much got what you asked for, yes?"

SlappySquirrel commented on Sex And The Shitty

"I answered the questions, too."