That was well bad.
You are not alone.
Ever.
Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Madge on this one. Flying that bird was a total teenager thing to do. Not cool.
Though I probably never will, I'd really like to hang with Angelina Jolie.
Fast forward, now I'm the parent. My son was an angel (I know, I know, but he really was the sweetest kid.) so I rarely ever had to get on to him. Mostly I tried to reason it out with him: How about if we get ice cream AFTER we have dinner? You can still have ice cream, but it's real important that you eat something that's good for you first. I did spank him a few times. The last time I did I will NEVER forget it. I do not remember why. I remember he was 8 and I swatted his butt twice and he looked at me. In that instant everything came at me in a rush. The incident with my mom flashed in my head and I just froze. I grabbed him and looked him square in the eye, told him I'd never ever hit him again. Ever. Mommy promised. I never hit that kid again. It still breaks my heart to recall that moment.
Essentially what the whole spanking thing boils down to is: You're teaching your children that when someone doesn't act the way you think they should you should hit them. Plain and simple. There is just never any reason to hit a child. Ever.
That's me.
While I might have (MIGHT have) chosen a black bra, Angelina Jolie is so full of bad ass and beautiful that she could wear a pink bra and still look fucking otherworldly gorgeous. I personally think Angie does black better than anybody.
Sofia Vergara looks like she's trying to stuff 10 pounds of potatoes into a 5 pound sack. She normally looks stupendous. Total miss here.
PS - that top is faboo, and if that's a full length leather skirt, I am so jelly.
Go you.