ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Women In Guyland: Torn Between "Effortless Perfection" And Being One Of The "Bros"

"Dunno if bros should hold sovereignty over pot, beer and sports."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on New Sesame Street Season All About Grown-Up Celebrities

"James Gandolfini talking to Grover?"

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Make Out At The Cock

"@trashman67: Or Macauley Culkin as Beetlejuice."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Lydia Hearst's Half-Nakedness So Much Classier

"@onebadclam: She (or her sober lawyers) negotiated a hefty contract before removing clothing. Some girls'll do it for a crop top (sigh)."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Tim Gunn Was Harvey Weinstein's Slave

"Nice to know we got pure Tim Gunn; he's a born educator. Also good to know that even Tim Gunn needs internships to get his foot in the door. We can stop paying Tila Tequila now, right?"

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Here, Kiddie Kiddie

"Like how cigarette companies run anti-smoking ad campaigns - it's because they care."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Did Anderson Cooper Move His Young Boyfriend Into His Pad?

"@MisterHippity: Golden!"

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Sex and the City Franchise Could Help Us Grow Old Gracefully

"@Minsley Tortimer: Spoken like a true Samantha. The comments on the NYT article are bummin' me out."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on All The Sad Young Literary Tats

"@RonMwangaguhunga: Good point - crazy lit tats are red flags for the rest of us!"

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Journalism In L.A. Is Saved

"The Vice model worked in the mid-nineties, albeit fueled by drugs. Where are the drugs, LA's hot new daily?"

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Which Male TV Personality Was Spotted Weeping In A Dollar Store?

"@Huge Tracts of Land: Or if not all, at least make it Ryan Seacrest, weeping over the fake-tanned, rubber-faced, completely unfunny Frankenstein of a Ryan Seacrest monster he's wrought and unleashed upon an innocent world."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Richard Quest Excitedly Welcomes You to Luxury Airplane Bathroom

"From Central Park bushes to airplane showers ..."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Montauk "Dead Monster" Maybe Tied To Cartoon Network Show

"@Helman: An animator during mid-season crunch passed out after "doing the dew"."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on When Animals Attack Celebrities: 6 Harrowing Tales

"A 12 ft screeching Susan Sarandon attacked me on my last acid trip also."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on "Lindsay Tells Me the Burgers Are Delicious!"

"The softer side of Sears."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Should Muslim Metalheads Team Up With Islamists?

"@Gosukusan: Yeah, I find this trend baffling."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on Should Muslim Metalheads Team Up With Islamists?

"Well, Al Gore did Live Earth."

ShoplifterOfTheWorld commented on John McCain: Anti-Sunshine

"At least he knows what perks up the ears of his liver-spotted demographic..."