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"@swashbuckling: Kicked in the crotch?!"

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"@dinahdelves: I believe this may be a nip-slip situation."

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"This is making me reconsider leggings."

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"Little scooped corn chips?"

ShansyPants commented on Good News, Everyone!

"Congrats, Jason!"

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"OH MY GOD."

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"@Meg: That was Carrie!"

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"I saw the fruit stand shut down on the news last night!"

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"Dead butt fat?"

ShansyPants commented on "The Quirky Aggressive": The Latest Female Archetype?

"I can think of exactly one other character that could fit this: Charlie (The Zeta-Jones) in High Fidelity."