Screwvenir commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?

"My friends and I used to play this game where we had to chose somebody to fuck between two awful names...our final two were Travis and Trevor."

Screwvenir commented on Winona Ryder Caught Between A Cock And A Hand Place

"Lucas Haas?"

Screwvenir commented on Quantum Of Solace Is "One Brutalizing Bummer Of A Ride"

"@morninggloria: Please note: "Rachel Getting Married" was wildly unpleasant."

Screwvenir commented on Once More, With Feeling: Ladymags Generate Anxiety Over "Orgasm Faces"

"his view of my O face isn't so great from down there"

Screwvenir commented on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: We Think We Know Who Kim's "Big Papa" Is

"What else is in the teaches of peaches, Huh?"

Screwvenir commented on Naveen Andrews: International Man Of Mystery Marlboros

"Every time I see a picture of him, I think back to the scene in Lost where he snapped the other's neck with his thighs."

Screwvenir commented on GOP Pinheads: Women Aren't "Feminist" Unless They Vote For Sarah Palin

"Catherine Mackinnon is actually a Radical feminist."

Screwvenir commented on Lindsay Lohan's "Confident, Glam" Leggings Launch For Real

"Did Kenley design Lilo's dress?"

Screwvenir commented on Project Runway: And Then There Were Three

"@Maritsa: I totally agree."

Screwvenir commented on Tyra Tries To Condescend Professional Dominatrix Into Submission

"@e.b.: There are so many levels of sex work, but I know several doms who do define their work as such."