Screwvenir commented on Natalie Portman's Boyfriend Is Not Safe For Work

"unless, of course, your work involves selling prosthetic penises"

Screwvenir commented on Long-Haired Selma Blair? Or Starbucks-Loving Lookalike?

"@Macloserboy: whoa!"

Screwvenir commented on Long-Haired Selma Blair? Or Starbucks-Loving Lookalike?

"That has got to be Selma...look at the hairline."

Screwvenir commented on Pete & Ashlee: Sunglasses & Black Jeans R Us

"@trikitixa: I was just thinking the same thing...except I would have a sore neck after an hour."

Screwvenir commented on Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?

"First that horrendous Matrix "Why can't I breathe" business, and now the "I'm not a feminist...but" business."

Screwvenir commented on Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?

"@wolf biter: 30 Rock!"

Screwvenir commented on Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?

"@lolacat: It is excruciating...I grew up near there."

Screwvenir commented on Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?

"When I was a young child at Dolly's dinner theater in Branson Missouri, my water turned into wine."

Screwvenir commented on Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?

"In my book, Dolly Parton is Jesus."

Screwvenir commented on Not Digging Mayer's New Mop

"I had this whole great comment planned, but I don't know how to spell marcus shenkenberg."

Screwvenir commented on Miley Cyrus: Fifteen & Topless in Vanity Fair

"she's just being miley."

Screwvenir commented on The Cosmos

"@Mama Penguino: Both fused labia, and and intersex condition could be the reason she can't locate her "vaginal hole." I wasn't making fun, I would just be surprised if that was what cosmo girl!"

Screwvenir commented on The Cosmos

"Maybe she has fused labia!"

Screwvenir commented on Matthew Fox's Blacks Don't Match

"@Scoregasm: I totally thought he was at some country music awards show when I gave the photo a quick glance."

Screwvenir commented on Coming Up On Dr. Phil: Paul Janka, Caveman Casanova

"His spread sheet looked entirely unsophisticated."

Screwvenir commented on Emmy Rossum Is Frilled To Be Attending The Opera

"@jenneisawesome: my mom gave me one for x-mas this year."

Screwvenir commented on Liv Tyler, Film (Star) Noir

"Lucy Lucy Lucy"

Screwvenir commented on For All Who Have Rolled Up Their Catholic School Kilts Three Or More Times...

"Ah the catholic school uniform."