My usual attire of self-loathing and crushing pessimism aren't enough?
@LadyTudorRose: I love this very, very much. Really, Leopold ain't half bad. And really, Victoria, you really can't bitch about your progeny when you've been fucking your blood relative, now can you?
@fuckingoldman: I just did a search and can't find anything internet-related on him. He has worked for the Commonwealth of Virginia for years regarding disabilities issues. He has also lived independently with this partner (yes, he's also gay and has CP) since god knows when. He was the first person I asked for a letter of recommendation when I applied for vet school. Can you think of any better?
@hatey: Rarely am I this sincere, as well. This is something that really gets my goat, and this Rand Paul, ADA shit will keep me up for days.
Rand Paul can go fuck himself over his stance on the ADA. I used to work for a guy with cerebral palsy. He was the kindest, smartest, most accomplished person I knew, and all because he was given a chance to demonstrate his abilities under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

What is this country becoming? This is what we are?
@Baroness: State-sanctioned potato chips with gorgonzola cream sauce* for all of New York.

*She did this. In real life. On television.
@robina the first: Everyday would be a special occasion for me. Kid's birthday party? Tits! Grandma's funeral? She gave me these things! At least I have my ass...
Look. I love Top Chef. But this shit is depriving me of Gail's fabulous decolletage, which is subdued this season. Marriage has been good for her modesty.

* I am secretly (or not-so-much) jealous or her rack. I would kill.
Blasphemy, lumping Tom Selleck and pornography in the same sentence. Selleck's moustache is art, my friend.
@92BuickLeSabre: Jesus. Science and facts. Just leave me to my hysterical conjecture, thank you.
@hughman: He is dead to the youngs, therefore dead-dead.
Um...I'd still hit it? Does that, by association, make me tragic? Docks, ahoy.
Powerwalker! Gertrude really floors it near the Crate & Barrel at the Shoporium and he was just trying to get an edge.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Oral/anal" is disgusting to him, but "tickle touch" is okay? Even the Teletubbies couldn't provide enough therapy for this one.
I may be a snooty little shit, too, if I ate this little. A Gwyneth who actually eats food may be tolerable for all I know.
I coulda been a prima ballerina, but noooo. I had to tap dance for Boy George instead. Let me crack your skull open.
@Slatka: "My kids are also my clients!"
@wtfox?! (at large): The other 45% are moose. Her dulcet tones resemble their mating call.
@rodmanstreet: Three-day-old-moussaka and takeout pizza day. Cultures be clashing.
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