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#oldies
...Or Your Money Back?
Do you think some groom- or better yet, some random groomsman - ever stormed in the next day, demanding a refund? [Vintage_Ads] More » -
#afterbirth
The Annals Of Placenta Shenanigans: Now With More Pasta?
If the words "hamburger-shaped vagina" give you pause, stop reading now. Seriously. More » -
#sexliesvideotape
Gaga Ooh La La
Someone has done a frame-by-frame Sims version of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video. It's actually less odd than the real thing. [YouTube via Mediaite] More » -
#waronchristmas
"The Biggest Test Yet Of The Obamas’ Entertaining Endurance And Party-Hosting Prowess"
I wish I could work in a really cheesy line about how even Santa Claus will have to go through extra security this Christmas at the White House! The words, "making a guest list, checking it twice" would be involved: More » -
#compassionfail
Tragedy In 140 Characters: A Child Dies, People Are Horrible
As you've doubtless heard, a 2-year-old boy drowned. Half an hour later, his mother tweeted about it. Exactly one of these two things has strangers really angry: More » -
#giftguide
All We Want For Christmas: Chocolate Rivers And Chairs
Unlike some bloggers, we don't get any swag or freebies. And we never leave our apartments. So when word came Down From The Top that we needed a gift guide, we knew our wish-lists would be at least half-fantasy:
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#bestofthebest
Good Witches' Brew: Best Red Carpet Outfits Of 2009
Cover your eyes if you're questioning your commitment to Sparkle Nation, because this year's best gowns were a blinding bevy of sparkles, sequins and stars. And yes, they were good. More »
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#goodbadugly
Avatar Premiere Kicks Ass, Real And Virtual
Can something be called a "blockbuster" before it, y'know, breaks blocks? Whatever, everyone's already anointed the mega-expensive Avatar, and clearly the premiere, at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, was a big deal: it's not just every event that attracts this much fab. More »
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#crimeandpunishment
Female Abusers: The Unspoken Evil?
Are we particularly aghast about crimes like Vanessa George's because it's "contrary to the instinctive nurturing role with which it is generally assumed most women are born?" More » -
#smallwonders
Funny Girl
8-year-old Ramona Marquez has won "Best Female Newcomer" at the British Comedy Awards for her largely-improvised role in the sitcom Outnumbered. [YouTube via New York, Daily Mail] More »
