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#goodbadugly
Be Italian: Wear Fur And Go Naked!
What, the Italian Amelia premiere doesn't suggest fur, malls and tons of cleavage? How naive you are: watch, and learn. More »
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#afterbirth
The Annals Of Placenta Shenanigans: Now With More Pasta?
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#compassionfail
Tragedy In 140 Characters: A Child Dies, People Are Horrible
As you've doubtless heard, a 2-year-old boy drowned. Half an hour later, his mother tweeted about it. Exactly one of these two things has strangers really angry: More » -
#giftguide
All We Want For Christmas: Chocolate Rivers And Chairs
Unlike some bloggers, we don't get any swag or freebies. And we never leave our apartments. So when word came Down From The Top that we needed a gift guide, we knew our wish-lists would be at least half-fantasy:
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#goodbadugly
Isn't Blake Lively Cold? Sherlock Holmes Is On The Case
On a frigid New York night, Sherlock Holmes came to New York's Lincoln Center. And, amazingly, the stars still managed to look chic. Except when they just looked cold. More »
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#readitandweep
"A Drunk 4-Year-Old Is Accused Of Stealing Christmas Presents From His Neighbors..."
Reports News 9, "She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors' presents from under their tree" : More » -
#alicedoesntlivehereanymore
Go Ask Alice: An Analysis Of Tim Burton's Trailer
Tim Burton has taken the sinister whimsy of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and, judging from the preview, dragged it through hell by way of Nam and Jefferson Airplane. Analyze with us...if you dare: More »
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#bestofthebest
Good Witches' Brew: Best Red Carpet Outfits Of 2009
Cover your eyes if you're questioning your commitment to Sparkle Nation, because this year's best gowns were a blinding bevy of sparkles, sequins and stars. And yes, they were good. More »
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#goodbadugly
Avatar Premiere Kicks Ass, Real And Virtual
Can something be called a "blockbuster" before it, y'know, breaks blocks? Whatever, everyone's already anointed the mega-expensive Avatar, and clearly the premiere, at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, was a big deal: it's not just every event that attracts this much fab. More »
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#crimeandpunishment
Female Abusers: The Unspoken Evil?
Are we particularly aghast about crimes like Vanessa George's because it's "contrary to the instinctive nurturing role with which it is generally assumed most women are born?" More »
