Dear God, my mother used to work for a man called Major Bompas. And it's past midday here, so that's no April Fool.

Squeez Bacon, Sadie? Squeez Bacon!? Are you trying to kill me? Must... not... comment.

Boy they really went whole hog!

That's what she said!

I can't help myself.

Dear Sadie,

I give up. You out-bacon'd me. I'll be good from now on.

Love,
Tscheese.

re: Zach Q's Sky Masterson suit + sneaks combo --
"Chucks be a-dirty tonight!"

I know, but I had to do it.

"depression-era green lace bias-cut evening dress"

Um, and your address please? I need it for... a matter completely unrelated to the beautiful dress in your closet. Really!

I'm sorry if it looked like I was having a go, I didn't mean to but until you said it Aquasputum and Aquascrotum had never crossed my mind. My immediate thought was 'Huh?'

Leave a message for Sadie SteinSadie, you may not have ever heard of this catalog, but a post on Roaman's would be hysterical. What does the plus (and plus-plus) sized woman have to choose from? Only 24 different patterns of poly-blend tops and a dozen pairs of stretch pants in every color, to match.

Alright lady, you better tell us what you wore!!!! And how it went!

After more than 300 opinions - what did you wear? And did our input have ANY bearing on your choice or did the weather?

you've probably got this on tap, but topshopus.com officially launches tomorrow (!!). exciting but they've taken the 'double the british pound' price, wonder if a store with this volume and the turnover needed for it will work at these prices? i have always been irritated by people referring to it as a discount brand like H&M, etc...it's trendy but by no means necessarily cheap, not even to us over here making the pound. anyways, i think it'll be interesting to see how it catches on stateside :) keep up the good work!!xx

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