Ruby_Slippers commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child

"And Ula says: If you've got it, flaunt it!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child

"I really HOPE Uma Thurman is pregnant - if not, she's got the worst case of gas bloat I've ever seen. Ouch!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Why Did This Little Girl Run Away From President Bush?

""Why Did This Little Girl Run Away From President Bush?" Because, apparently, she's a lot smarter than 50.125% of Americans."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Say What? Woman Charged With Killing Fetus After Cutting Umbilical Cord In Utero

"@CrabbyPam: said: "Putting a woman in jail for abortion scares the hell out of me because it's further proof YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR OWN."

Ruby_Slippers commented on This Fall, We'll All Dress Like Hooker Poet Socialites

"Those pants!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on The Power Of Ruby Slippers

"The Power Of Ruby_Slippers!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Judge Judy Is The Most Logical Person On Syndicated Television

"No video all day. Am I the only one who doesn't like Judge Judy?"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Does This Skirt Make Me Look Fast?

"That picture HAS to have been taken at Madame Tousaud's."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Claire Danes, Hugh Dancy Go Over Their (Tan) Lines

"Hugh Dancy was the Earl of Essex in Helen Mirren's Elizabeth I."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Heidi Klum Wears Her Sunglasses (& Goddess Dress) At Night

"Her face may be smiling, but her toes are SCREAMING!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on A Year In The Life Of An Overworked, Much-Appreciated Jezebel Editor

"OMG - the Shenis piece was hysterical! Good on you Dodai!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Tattoos Are No Longer Taboo, Unless You're A Jewish Nana

"@iHaveaRagingTebowner: While I don't need the mortician's approval - I'd rather not have him turn to his co-workers and go "Hey you guys - you GOTTA SEE THIS ONE!" LOLOLOL"

Ruby_Slippers commented on Tattoos Are No Longer Taboo, Unless You're A Jewish Nana

"Things to ask yourself before getting a tattoo: Do I like the same clothes I wore last year, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, in the 80's? Have I rearranged/bought new furnishings for my home in the last year, 5 years, 10 years, since the 80's? Do I hide pictures from high school, college, the 80's because they're hysterical and appalling at the same time? If you're considering a tattoo, try to consider exactly what you'd like your kids, grandkids, nursing home, and funeral home to see on your (probably wrinkled) body! Ya."

Ruby_Slippers commented on African Woman Magazine Causing A Furor With "Fistula To Fab!" Makeover

"Nothing like an apt alliteration's artful aid to make it all better."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Loose Lips

"Someone on DListed just pointed out the tummy tuck scar just visible on Helen's right lower abdomen - just barely peeking above the bikini. If my super-hero Helen has had a tummy tuck I guess it's OK for me to have a tummy tuck."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Loose Lips

"Holy Mother of I don't know what!"

Ruby_Slippers commented on The Mystery Of Sarah Jessica Parker's Mole

"@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: said: BTW, herpes is not the bubonic plague, people. Mind if I still act like it is and avoid it like the ."

Ruby_Slippers commented on Rihanna's Friend Has The Weight Of The World On His Shoulders

"If you're thinking she's getting TOO skinny, look again at her arms and thighs."