RosettaStoned commented on Kelly Rowland: "Say My Name, Say My Name"

"where did the boobs go??? she looks fantastic, but also looks kinda pre-boob-job here."

RosettaStoned commented on Penelope Cruz Reignites The Bettie Page Hairdo Trend With One Quiet Photo-Op

"sorry, been there done that on the bangs. however, let's talk about them sunglasses."

RosettaStoned commented on DO: Try This At Work…

"@ronaldpagan: i imagine that in your head, it's all just a blur of jungle scariness...tiger, zebra, giraffe, whatever...the wild kingdom will never again hold the same innocence!"

RosettaStoned commented on DO: Try This At Work…

"@ronaldpagan: DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU???"

RosettaStoned commented on Stimulate This!

"how's this for a stimulus payment story?"

RosettaStoned commented on Madonna & Guy: Staying Married After All?

"Look at that picture...Guy looks positively shocked at the headline!"

RosettaStoned commented on Fashion Show

"okay, the long black getup with the fur hood: i kind of dig it."

RosettaStoned commented on Does Kerry Washington's Skirt Have Issues, Or Do We Have Issues With Kerry Washington's Skirt?

"well well, who needs LSD?? thank you kerry, you just saved me some cash."

RosettaStoned commented on Signs Of The Apocalypse

""Heidiwig and the Angry Inch" movie poster??"

RosettaStoned commented on Beyoncé And Jay-Z Are Wed

"@tokenblackgirl: WOAH, I just noticed that..."

RosettaStoned commented on Beyoncé And Jay-Z Are Wed

"@axel_f: Well, that only applies if you consider what K-Fed does to fall under the realm of 'music'. Which I don't."

RosettaStoned commented on MLK Flip-Flopper John McCain Gets Booed In Memphis

"Wait, wait...."

RosettaStoned commented on Miley Cyrus' Desperate Search On A Bike For A Missing Dog

"Omg... that IS the Sugar Ray guy!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now if I could just see Fred Durst hosting E!"

RosettaStoned commented on Beyoncé And Jay-Z Are Wed

"@stoprobbers: Duh, I mean "congraTulations", guess I was thinking "grad" cause all my freinds are graduating this semester."

RosettaStoned commented on Beyoncé And Jay-Z Are Wed

"CONGRADULATIONS i think."

RosettaStoned commented on Reader Roundup

"Why, the little strap on the YSL's will helpfully hold your foot as you learn to walk in heels...but should you tumble over, be sure to lean towards the nearest handsome business executive at the party, assuring that you'll fall safely into his strong, successful arms!"

RosettaStoned commented on Where The Hell Are The Strong Women?

"That picture is my avatar on my Stumbleupon account. And my name on that account is RedHeadedJezebel."

RosettaStoned commented on Young Beauty Sells Her Body, Breaks Our Hearts

"@Xavoc: Ha!"