PuddinTane commented on Wiggy

"Why anyone ever thought a permafix was attractive I'll never figure out, but an entire generation of women fell victim to a very tight, over processed weave held together by a full can of White Rain. Sad."

PuddinTane commented on Clear Skies, Stucco Balconies Get Victoria Beckham Hot & Bothered

"Jump,Bitch,Jump!!!!!!!!!!"

PuddinTane commented on Angelina: Sunshine On A Rainy Day

"All her male fans can forget anymore midriff or bikini shots after these twins: that stomach is gonna look like total hell. I'm sure the babies will be cute though."

PuddinTane commented on Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits

"Tony dumped Jess because she's bad in bed."

PuddinTane commented on Loose Lips

"Marriage is a lie."

PuddinTane commented on A Statistical Guide To Why You're Not Getting Laid

"That big blue dot over Dallas is the gay male population!!! (With the rest made up of Douche and Mushroom straight males.) For those of us who want the Total Package: CALLING WALT DISNEY!!!!"

PuddinTane commented on Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Wed

"Shabby: been there, done that plenty of times."

PuddinTane commented on Donatella Versace & Woody Allen Get A Grip

"End Times! Head for the bunker!!!!!"

PuddinTane commented on Frumpy Fam: Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton & Billy (The Kid)

"I like a family that keeps it realer... jes sayin'"

PuddinTane commented on Helen Mirren: Still The Queen

"Now if the rest of Hollywood could only learn the lesson being taught here. Example.Perfect."