ManhattanManHatin' commented on Oldies, Not So Goodies

"I found this incredibly hard to be offended by."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Practical Tips For "Personal Style" Or, Why Not To Listen To Women's Magazines

"@jemandtheholograms: Certainly!"

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Practical Tips For "Personal Style" Or, Why Not To Listen To Women's Magazines

"@tscheese: Is that when they were enthusiastic about Taz and Tweety Bird?"

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Practical Tips For "Personal Style" Or, Why Not To Listen To Women's Magazines

"@ManhattanManHatin': What if my frame makes me look a lot like classical paintings, like Botticelli and stuff?"

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Practical Tips For "Personal Style" Or, Why Not To Listen To Women's Magazines

"I'm 5'4", small-busted, short-legged, and thick-thighed."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"@lalaland13: It can become about you if he's turning down sex to watch porn, unfortch."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"However, I think she actually brings up good points here."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"Of all the people I've known who have never used a vibrator, I have never seen anyone who needs to as badly as Elisabeth Hasslebeck does."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on African Woman Magazine Causing A Furor With "Fistula To Fab!" Makeover

"From Chemo to Chic! From Colostomy bag to Cute! From Hemorrhoids to Hottie! My god it's not even a parody anymore."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on A Year In The Life Of An Overworked, Much-Appreciated Jezebel Editor

"Dodai is awesome."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Start 'Em Young

"I don't get the point of infant clothing."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"@ManhattanManHatin': Oh and then everyone covers it up."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"@ceejeemcbeegee: "military"?"

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

""If you put hand soap in your hair, you'll turn into a dolphin." "I only smoked pot once, and didn't like it.""

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Naomi Watts' Son Has Something To Say

"Actually my niece makes that same face when she poops so..."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Naomi Watts' Son Has Something To Say

"He looks perplexed."

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Britain: Making It Easier For Women To Stay Home, And Reinforcing The Stereotype That They Should

"@JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness: I DON'T CURR WHUT MAH MAMA SAYS, I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!!"

ManhattanManHatin' commented on Lindsay Lohan: Thigh & Mighty

"Jeez Lindsay, do we need to start a Venus fund?"