"And I was like baby, baby, baby, ooooooh, it's not my baby, baby, baby."
That's from the roast.
I'll tell you how: DON'T.
Someone that's part of my HOA wants to use our parking garage security cameras to fine residents for not making sure the gate is touching the ground again before they pull away. I've seen him stand across the street from the garage entrance watching people and taking notes.
So... Mariah Carey's not still pregnant, right? Her 4 year gestation period is finally over?
I've noticed people either loathe or love her...
As long as they fire this asshole from their Christmas commercials, we're good.
Unless there's a Dr. Manhattan-style dong involved in this movie, you couldn't pay me to watch.
Well, the goddamn Mexicans probably drank all the water that would be used to put out the fires too. Never mind the desert landscape...
You know the cops, always harassing rich white ladies...
What are the odds that Mel's new lady friend has a swastika tattoo?
Too true.
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this guy seems fun?
Yawwwwwwn. Wake me when there's a night-vision blowjob.
I really hope nobody ever decides that I'm important enough that the world needs to see my work emails. Like Ms. Palin, here, the emails would be terribly mundane but also embarrassing.
Hey, People, my cousin got knocked up and had a shotgun wedding too. Y'all want some pictures of her? She also has a sex tape and no reason to be famous...
I think it's bullshit that all of these political figures keep going to rehab for their sexual indiscretions--people who are going through legitimate rehab, ie, suffering withdrawals from chemical dependencies, are suffering for this stupidity.
Peen pics don't require rehab. They require either a divorce and living the bachelor lifestyle for a bit, or they require marital counseling.
Peen pics don't require rehab. They require either a divorce and living the bachelor lifestyle for a bit, or they require marital counseling.
Don't worry, fellow Olds, Franco will smoke up ALL THE DRUGS. There will be none left for your kids, I promise.
Favre's peen is enough to turn me off of dick por vida.
After an extremely long hiatus, I'm just dropping in to let you all know how much I hate vampires.
