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        "...I kinda think the shoes are cute."
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        "@Duphman2: Alas, it would take some kind of aphrodisiac to make me even remotely attracted to this car."
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        "I'm a little uncomfortable with the moniker "Intima." Sounds like a Viagraesque product for women."
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        "@funnyface: Chacos!"
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        "Cargasm! It's so lovely to see that the big M3, unlike Communism, is good in reality and not just on paper."
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      POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY on Apr 11, 2008

      Oh Phonetic Lorin...
      Where arrrre you?


      The Name's Ash78, Housewares on Apr 9, 2008

      @PhoneticLorin: Just figured out this messaging thing. I'm in Alabama actually--Birmingham area.


      POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY on Mar 20, 2008

      No word yet, darlin', but thanks for asking.
      I'm learning what it's like to be cold and lonely.


      mytdawg on Mar 14, 2008

      Until you get the real thing...

      [i174.photobucket.com]

      I wasn't sure embedding it would work.


      Jeremy on Feb 13, 2008

      Taking a break after that stupid thread. Don't need the drama right now. :)


      BeAgrestic on Feb 7, 2008

      Cool!


      BadenBaden on Feb 6, 2008

      Ah. Got it. Yes, it's a gorgeous area, and my last name, so apparently I'm royalty somewhere down the line.


      BadenBaden on Feb 5, 2008

      my real one or badenbaden?! Either way, thanks :)


      Jeremy on Jan 22, 2008

      Fo realz, yo.


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