Luke, I concur. You should punch yourself in the penis. Jean-Claude Van Damme??? Eeeeeuuuuuwwww. He looks like a has-been porn actor - which I suppose is fitting, given that he essentially IS a has been porn actor. And a wife beater.
I interviewed once at a restaurant in a casino on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe. This was a very chi-chi place. The kitchen was on several different levels of the building, and as the Chef showed me around, I observed that the women were working on the lower floors of the building, either in garde manger or desserts. I was running the kitchen at a restaurant on the CA side of the lake, but I wanted benefits, like health insurance, which the small biz I worked for did not provide. The chef asked me where I thought I'd fit in, and I said, on the line - because hell, that's what I did. He sneered at me, and asked (he was German), "You know how to butcher ze cow?" I answered, "How many cows do your line cooks butcher every week? When was the last time YOU butchered a cow?"
I didn't get the job. Just as well.
He got fired a few months later for being rude to hotel guests.
Oh, don't run away without defending the Operation Rescue hit list! Tell me about how they are good and peaceful people, who just need to compile a list of docs, their home addresses, and their pictures because they want everyone to be able to say hi to them when they bump into them at the supermarket.
Cyndi Lauper looks great - and her shoes are a hoot. Alicia Keys looks gorgeous. Sasha is obviously vying with Bjork for the coveted "most bizarre costume ever."