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#americanpsychos
Christian Bale Losing It: Hot or Not?
By now you've probably heard the audio of Christian Bale verbally abusing a director of photography on the set of Terminator 4. Should this change his status as one of our #1 lust objects? More » -
#wetbar
Drink And Look Dude-Like
Do you enjoy a glass of wine? Well, bad news, drunkie. Not only are you damaging your liver, alienating friends, and killing feminism, you're also starting to look like a man. More » -
#noshitstudies
Science: Nice Women Are Teases
A new study in the January issue of Psychological Science reveals something you probably already knew: women perceived as "flirtatious" are very often just trying to be nice. More » -
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#recessionistas
Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
There's trouble in DABA-land. A trusted tipster says (and the company confirms) that one of the New York Times' infamous, blogging bankerdaters has been fired and another is suffering relationship fallout. More » -
#clips
Could Sarah Palin Do This?
There's talent, and then there's talent. Lisa Wong, winner of this year's "Narcissus Pageant," has talent. Watch, and be amazed. [Via Videogum] More » -
#recessionistas
Would A DABA Lie To You?
Did the DABA girls, those banker-loving women so devastated by the recession, pull a fast one on the New York Times? And, if so, do we dislike them more or less? More » -
#ablibs
4 Girls, 2 Guys, And A Calvin Klein Commercial
Calvin Klein is back with his first television ad since the 80s, and — surprise — it's already been banned from late night cable TV. Let's watch it and try to get offended. More » -
#weightymatters
Piling On Jessica Simpson: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
How long will stories about Jessica Simpson's "weight gain" stay in the news? Probably as long as news outlets and even Simpson's so-called "defenders" feign disgust with the story while simultaneously validating its premise. More » -
#recessionistas
DABA Girls "Aint Messing With No Broke Bankers"
At meetings of "Dating a Banker Anonymous," frustrated finance paramours can discuss recession era troubles — like canceled vacations and slashed Bergdorf budgets —"free from the scrutiny of feminists." Ha! Not anymore!
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#dearjohn
It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper
Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it is my privilege to discuss with you today's most important global issue: Toilet paper. More »
