Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
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Goodbye Jez. See you on the flipside.
@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: And while I remember it....
Misandry is not a word one throws around lightly. But when you see it you klnow. And to be quite honest this is as close as anyone has ever gotten on jez to it.
Are we friggin serious? I mean come on.
Let's discuss this rationally like grown adults, and not go about the business of assuming that everyone who does this is one step away from shooting up a gym. Come on.... I expect this sort of thing from like.... a hardcore Andrea Dworkin disciple. Not Jez. This is bordering, BORDERING mind you, on misandry. The idea that a man can't differentiate between fake and real, but a woman sure can, is a little insulting.
Furthermore...... there are women who buy male sex dolls and use them for the exact same purpose. To get their rocks off without having to deal with men and their wants or needs. But if we did that post.... it'd be like you discovered the meaning of life or something.
The point is this: Crazy people who go about planning to shoot up a gym are.... crazy. Won't change if they have sex, or don't have sex. The only thing that will change them is therapy.
But whatever. I guess I can't fight the rising tide.
I take pleasure in the fact that he seems like a good guy and........ HE WAS GONNA GO TO MICHIGAN.
@MissFiFi: I can clearly see that you did. However, there were no marks found on Ms. Tequila's body according to the San Diego Sheriff's Department. So, unless Mr. Merriman has the ability to hit someone and not leave a single mark anywhere, perhaps this might not have happened.
@MissFiFi: i imagine he meant in terms of what he does on the football field, and not that he's thinking about beating up his girlfriend all the live-long day.
And the answer to who raises these people....... the same people who raised me. Parents.
Okay, really, I know pro wrestling is fake. But dammit.......... pro wrestling fans are at least smarter than Sarah Palin.
It's time to take this pageant-walking, fancy-winking, gun-toting representative of the wanking fantasies of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and the rest of those mouth-breaking conservatives and lock her in an institution of higher learning until such a time as she can demonstrate knowledge of a cogent thought.
@intime: Oh wow. this isn't a stereotype at all. I'm monogamous, happily so, and have been for over 2 years.
End of story
@Jabes: no. it's just that it's not going to get any better. in fact it might get worse.
I'm sorry Anna I really am. But your team is fucked.... for a while. And don't tell me you haven't noticed Johan Santana is not doing too well recently.
@missarah: I agree. weight training is so good for you. it's a shame more people don't do it.
@Zombie MissSkittles: not only good but blatantly encouraged.
Wow. This could be my thing. I love cursing. Love it Love It Love it. I have to hold my tongue at work though.
@EsmereldaFitzmonster: The lady: Kristen Bell with a serious weight training regimen.
Nighthawk: Michael Weatherly.
@PreposterousHypothesis: she says she knew on our 4th date. she also says that she knew she loved me and wanted to marry me. but she said that because i was so comically unconfident she figured she had to make me feel like i wanted to marry her first before she sprung it on me.
@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: she just doesn't. it's not a thing that appeals to her to post on a message board. she doesn't mind me doing it though.
Ask the lady thread. :)
