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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on Which Singer Had It A Little Too Rough While Overseas?

        "@DahlELama: It's less that I think it's okay, it's just that it doesn't surprise me, considering that: (1) they're celebutards of the most pure quality; and (2) the Jungle Book name is probably gleaned from the zenith of her literary explorations. If they'll go away, they can name their spawn anything they want."
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on Which Singer Had It A Little Too Rough While Overseas?

        "Mowgli."
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on Republican Racist Jonah Goldberg Should Really Just Shut Up Already

        "@Princess Leela: If you read his mom's blog, you'll see that they're not coming with intelligence...they're selling screed."
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on Republican Racist Jonah Goldberg Should Really Just Shut Up Already

        "His mom, Lucy Ann Goldberg, runs Lucianne.com, which is a pretty succinct microcosm all the things I've hated about the Republican party during the Bush years."
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        "It's fairly well documented that Sid didn't live up the hype...he had no musical talent."
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on It's The "Absurd Financial Product Some Rich Person Actually Bought" Contest!

        "@cynixeyes: Moe's writing can induce headaches."
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        "@mr_ernst: What do you have against communes?"
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on The Financial Crisis, In 15 Easy Links

        "@overunderover: Who needs facts when we can have unmitigated, irrational fear? Fear, with a side of fries and a milkshake...yum!"
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      • NotNotLickingToads commented on The Financial Crisis, In 15 Easy Links

        "@it takes a lot to laugh: Maybe inflation will make imported goods less cheap, and cause us to manufacture some of our own consumer crapola. I may be insane for thinking so, but hey, if the shit was going to hit the fan, might as well get it over with so that we can get to fixing things."
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        "One retort to the "it's a Chinese plot" idea is that by wholly devaluing our own currency, we actually decrease the leverage that sovereign wealth funds have over us."
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      stealthird on Jul 19, 2008

      I just wanted to tell you that I totally adore your screen name! That is one of the best Simpsons episodes ever! My friends and I like to say that there is a Simpsons quote appropriate for every equation...I think "I'm not NOT licking toads..." is synomymous with transcendency. ;)


      bria on Jun 3, 2008

      In case you didn't see this in the Bill Clinton thread:

      Um, I was smart? I've always loved politics. My dad was a lawyer and I was fascinated by the judicial system and everything law, so it was one of my interests. I'll cop to being a nerd, but yes, I got something out of it.


      ronaldpagan on May 30, 2008

      Thanks Toads! And Wonkette is back THANK GOD...although it is all weird...


      ofcourseiloveyou on Mar 13, 2008

      Were you ever in the Cav??



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