Gisele Says Traian Basescu Played Best Game Of His Life, Is Wrong
Loved the Margaret Hamilton 'What a World! I'm Melting!' exit.
The dragons are boycotting, demanding more money.
Confused - is the lack of posts in 10 hours part of the new editorial regime or in solidarity against SOPA and PIPA?
I would definitely peg Flacco, though.
You mean they outsorce the content to the readers?
What, no Gay Duke throwing letters in the fireplace?
You forgot "Gays Have Their Own Unrealistic Stereotypes of Themselves, And This Article Panders To It"
I just want the promotional ads to stop. They are almost as frequent as Romney Primary robocalls.
Yet it doesn't make the best / worst list you guys just published.
I gots me a ticket in steerage. Looking forward to the dinners of boiled potato and turnip greens, and all the Irish jigging.
These aren't really plots. They are premises and plot devices.
Isn't this the plot of 'The Help' ?
Marriage is not a Fabergé egg, dude. It won't go down in value if a bunch of other people get one, too.

Marraige is more like a Tiffany bracelet, which is why Newt scooped up three of them.

At times I really can't tell if:
1. She's a liar, so when she makes up batshit statements that are demonstrably false she knows they are false but they fit into talking point du dour ;
or,
2. She makes statements that are demonstrably false, but doesn't really know or care about the truth, but in her mind it must be true because she just said it.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if alot of her gaffes were simply her Republican rivals sending someone to her, to plant a dumb idea in her mind, knowing full well she would just parrot it the next time on camer (ala the crying woman with vaccine-induced retarded daughter)
Or Candace and Rebecca Gingrich-Jones?
Oops! Fixed it! Governor Romney, upload, recompile, and execute:

DECLARE VARIABLE @@voterstring
SET @@voterstring = 'VietNamVet', 'SeniorCitizen', 'NewHampshire'

IF randomselect = @@voterstring

- - - EXECUTE SCRIPT Talkingpoints.exe
- - - - - - WHEN @@voterstring INCLUDES ( @humanbeing, CIVILRIGHTS(#all))
- - - - - - \\ TERMINATE SCRIPT
- - - END

END IF
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Lose the new hairdoo, Hilary! You're starting to look like Lidia Bastianich
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