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      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Who Are All These China Haters And Where Did They Learn All Their Death Defying-Moves?

        "@marin79: There's still lots of construction...everywhere."
        http://jezebel.com/378212/#c5140348 4:05 AM on Apr 11


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Whose Fault Is It That The Ethnic Women In Magazines Are Whitewashed?

        "@RyanB: Um, as a dark skinned woman with curly afro hair - and I bet for a lot of other women like me - Angelina Jolie is not my ideal."
        http://jezebel.com/378284/#c5139269 12:56 AM on Apr 11


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Whose Fault Is It That The Ethnic Women In Magazines Are Whitewashed?

        "@Dear Blond Diary...: I know just what you you are talking about!"
        http://jezebel.com/378284/#c5138438 11:51 PM on Apr 10


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Is Your Antidepressant A Big Crock Of Shit?

        "@ndngrl: I loved that rock when I was younger!"
        http://jezebel.com/346050/#c5137334 10:28 PM on Apr 10


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Death Be Not Cute

        "@Her_royal_Highness: Actually, the first condoms I ever saw when I was in lower school were Sanrio (the parent company for Miss Kitty) ones with that little bug-eyed monkey and his lady friend on the front."
        http://jezebel.com/377946/#c5119338 7:12 AM on Apr 10


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on An observant reader was pissed

        "@LipstickLibrarian: In Chinese, to refer to a "white" person and a "black" person, people use two words that are exactly opposite: the Chinese word for white is associated with purity and beauty and black is associated with illicitness/wickedness and undesirable or fearsome things. So of COURSE I get pissed when people should out "hei ren, hei ren" ("black girl, black girl") on the street, in line, or getting on the subway."
        http://jezebel.com/377470/#c5096991 4:46 AM on Apr 9


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Jay-Z: One Step Away From An Adidas Disaster

        "He's drowning in those jeans!"
        http://jezebel.com/377550/#c5094766 11:20 PM on Apr 8


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Skin Deep

        "Um, at least in present day China, you'll see a white woman and her make-believe hubby hawking some product in English before you'll see any shade of brown hawking that same product. Why?"
        http://jezebel.com/376932/#c5074349 7:17 AM on Apr 8


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Olympics Roundup

        "@topsy: "I can only hope that this is beginning of the worst Olympics in modern history." You are not alone with this sentiment - a lot of expats here in Beijing want nothing to do with the Olympics and can't wait to see them crash and burn and hopefully allow the world to see the horrible conditions that people are struggling along under over here."
        http://jezebel.com/376904/#c5073564 3:28 AM on Apr 8


      • No-You-Cannot-Touch-My-Hair commented on Olympics Roundup

        "@stoprobbers: I've asked so many of my Chinese friends why don't they do something to try and change the corruption and overall ineffectiveness of the government here and there are some major sentiments echoed again and again: 1) You're taught at an early age to mind your own business and worry about yourself."
        http://jezebel.com/376904/#c5073539 3:20 AM on Apr 8


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      Agrado on Apr 14, 2008

      Another China resident?! I just messaged 3cardkitty who lives in Beijing. I'm in Beijing as well. And you? Do we have a small Jez clique in BJ? Should I even be using the word clique in case we sound like terrorists? :) I'm here working at a law firm doing employment & labor. I've only been here a few months. How about you?



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