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      diehausfrau on Sep 9, 2008

      as always, you're the voice of reason concerning any Jezebel wedding-related posts. thank you!


      andBegorrah on Aug 28, 2008

      "obfuscate"!! You made me nerdgasm.


      BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! on Aug 25, 2008

      Thank you!! Baby is due April 1st, which makes me around 10 weeks preggo. The Mr. is hoping for a BabyBlondeBoy but it will be a while before we know for sure. The link for my blog is on my page, you can read my incredibly mundane observations about pregnancy (OMG! Morning Sickness!) if you have absolutely nothing better to do.


      Maritsa on Aug 11, 2008

      A gummy bear...WITH A TAIL. That freaked my husband out a little, even though it's not like it was never visible on the ultrasound.

      You hit the nail on the head (and very succintly) with why those statements bother me so much. That and there's no way you can disprove the "God's plan" idiocy, since it presupposes that God is inscrutable. It's like the Book of Job, only severely dumbed-down.

      Frankly the idea that suffering is random is more comforting than trying to discern some reason behind the horrible things that some people go through.


      SomnambulantHobbit on Aug 8, 2008

      Awe how kind of you to say so! Judging from your last few comments I feel like I've been adopted! I feel so special!


      SomnambulantHobbit on Aug 7, 2008

      Howdy! I just wanted to make sure that you didn't take offense to any of my comments today, I sometimes (always) have a hard time expressing my sense of humor. Hope you have a great day!


      BeckySharper on Aug 5, 2008

      Ah well. I hate the whole "if you're not African, you don't understand Africa." Well, maybe I don't get all the subtleties, but it's not like there is a lot of cultural nuance to genocide, corruption and failed government.

      Also, I totally dig it when commenters are like "I'm outta here! You've offended me! Farewell!" and then sneak back later and comment some more.


      rmric0.yes.we.did! on Aug 5, 2008

      I find your scientific skepticism entertaining and refreshing.


      BeckySharper on Aug 5, 2008

      So wait, did we get smacked down for hating on Thado Mbeki?


      sammyboombaladdy on Aug 4, 2008

      Hi, I had to step away from my computer for a few hours,so I did not see your response about the "homewrecker" comment. Please to check the thread again and read my response to you and Sarah.of. a. lesser.god. Thank you. I did not mean to offend, as I think you will see in my comment. Thanks and have agood one!


      andBegorrah on Jul 25, 2008

      I just squealed over your grandfather. Please don't feel weird about that.



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