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MockTurtle commented on John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston
"£100,000 worth of cocaine?"
http://jezebel.com/5038184/#c7277508 9:14 AM on Aug 18
MockTurtle commented on The "Top 10 Things Only Men Can Do" List Is Really Only 20% Accurate
"12."
http://jezebel.com/5034268/#c7105220 2:08 PM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on The "Top 10 Things Only Men Can Do" List Is Really Only 20% Accurate
"I'd rather age how Jane Birkin has than Jack Nicholson, any day."
http://jezebel.com/5034268/#c7105058 2:04 PM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on When roses and red balloons
"@PetiteGal: Hey, cake is cake!"
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MockTurtle commented on Breaking news: Agyness Deyn
"Woah-oh-oh-oh, Mysterious Bangs, I wanna get close to you..."
http://jezebel.com/5034266/#c7102775 12:39 PM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on Michael Kors Is A Gossip Girl
"Glossy leggings, for those who want to look like they've waded into an oil slick."
http://jezebel.com/5034195/#c7101286 11:44 AM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on Project Runway: Olympic Looks Are Meshuggener
"I hate Stella's outfit so much."
http://jezebel.com/5034173/#c7100157 11:07 AM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Take Two: What The... ?
"@BiBiVirtue: I think the tunic swamps her great figure and the leggings look out of place with the tunic because the tunic is dressy and leggings aren't."
http://jezebel.com/5034156/#c7099401 10:36 AM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Take Two: What The... ?
"So, I'm seeing good and bad, but where's hefty?"
http://jezebel.com/5034156/#c7099385 10:35 AM on Aug 7
MockTurtle commented on Hell's Belles
"I want her to adopt me."
http://jezebel.com/5034165/#c7098512 9:51 AM on Aug 7

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