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      ZippyTortoise on Jun 23, 2008

      I've had a redfoot tortoise named Bowser for a little more than a year now, and he's awesome. He's really smart and affectionate; it surprised me when I got him because I didn't realize a reptile was capable of being that lovable.
      I'm definitely going to bust "chelonian" for the next hangman match I get into.


      VPea on Jun 20, 2008

      bahahah oops :O) um there is one on saugus, ma's route one called Root One. How clever ;O)


      VPea on Jun 20, 2008

      hmm curl up and dye...are you from North Shore in MA?


      gherkinfiend on Jun 20, 2008

      Good guess!

      Grandmothers are impossible to please. Mine sent me a 21st birthday card commiserating that I was now on the shelf in her eyes and suggesting a list of hobbies to distract me...colletcing puns wasn't one of them...


      gherkinfiend on Jun 20, 2008

      How are you so funny for one so young? I'm starting to feel a bit like your grandma...

      Did you know there is at least one other Bristol Jez?


      ZippyTortoise on Jun 20, 2008

      I very much approve of your chelonian-inspired username.


      ilikenoise: Russell Brand until... on Jun 20, 2008

      Goodness- you are wise beyond your years obviously. Yeah Harriet Harman sucks ass. When the Labour conference was in my hometown, Bournemouth, Harman had just won the deputy leadership conference a few months before, and was in the centre of town, trying to get people to talk to her as a publicity stunt. One of her people ask me if I wanted to talk to "the Deputy Prime Minister". I said "She is not Deputy Prime Minister, she is deputy leader of the Labour Party, Gordon Brown doesn't like her enough to make her deputy leader". Then I turned around- she was standing RIGHT BEHIND ME. Awkward.


      ilikenoise: Russell Brand until... on Jun 20, 2008

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      ilikenoise: Russell Brand until... on Jun 20, 2008

      Are you a London Jezzie? We have a facebook group if you want to join. Also- we are meeting up next wednesay for cocktails if you are interested, on new oxford street.



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