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MissVolare commented on Frigidity & Stained Glass Windows: 'Modern Love' Continues To Prove Unhappy Families All Same, Dull

"Thanks Tatiana, you nailed it."

http://jezebel.com/5100373/#c9205136 9:25 AM on Dec 2

MissVolare commented on How We Will Learn to Love George W. Bush

"@Tart of Darkness: i can see it!"

http://gawker.com/5100478/#c9198058 7:04 PM on Dec 1

MissVolare commented on Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy

"My fantastic mother told me this story when i was just a wee one: God, having set up the world and everything in it, had one last chore."

http://jezebel.com/5099368/#c9151980 11:05 AM on Nov 27

MissVolare commented on Why Do Women Sleep Around?

"My personal survey of Penile Placement Strategies during Heterosexual Coital Activity is almost complete, and I shall be publishing the results in the newly revised and updated (and sadly, out of print, until now!) "Housewife's Handbook of Selective Promiscuity" so hang in there you sexual intellectuals!"

http://jezebel.com/5099412/#c9151873 10:50 AM on Nov 27

MissVolare commented on Why Do Women Sleep Around?

"@Twerpsichore: Yep--that was my answer too!"

http://jezebel.com/5099412/#c9151844 10:47 AM on Nov 27

MissVolare commented on For Thanksgiving, Some Heavy News For Reflection And Fluff For Dessert

"@DinosaurDanceParty: Hey, mee to!"

http://jezebel.com/5099491/#c9151821 10:43 AM on Nov 27

MissVolare commented on Real Housewives Reunion: Kim (Fake?) Cries About Fake Hair

"@Clare116: 2 or 3 medications (of an eventual bag-full that did not work for me) i took did cause my hair to fall out, and one even caused my fingernails to peel and shred and fall off--superyuck!"

http://jezebel.com/5099195/#c9151512 9:55 AM on Nov 27

MissVolare commented on My Private Eye Saga: An Update

"To go out on a limb here, i'd venture to guess the PI is a representative of the People's English Liberation Front for the Restoration of Grammar, Punctation and Proper Spelling. I met one once, and she beat me with the Chicago Manual of Style and the Shorter Oxford."

http://gawker.com/5098587/#c9131209 5:23 AM on Nov 26

MissVolare commented on What Will Laura Bush Reveal In Her Memoir?

"Questions i'd like to pose to Laura Bush: Why did you decide to marry someone so diametrically opposed to all the things you used to stand for, work for, and support? How do you manage to keep a straight face when your husband coins another ridiculous neologism? Is Barbara Bush (the older) REALLY a lizard? What was your best night at the White House?"

http://jezebel.com/5098712/#c9127578 9:18 PM on Nov 25

MissVolare commented on Scientology Guards Shoot, Kill Sword-Wielding Man

"Yet another example of the clam belief in "fair game." These gangsters are too crazy for reality."

http://gawker.com/5097330/#c9087324 6:22 AM on Nov 24

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