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"I'm fat and I call bullshit."

MissMoose commented on Self-Obsessed Women Still Convinced Men Are "Intimidated" By Their Awesomeness

"@Soymocha: Amen. Note to self - don't try to converse in a foreign language - it makes the people illz."

MissMoose commented on How Does The Church Pay For All Those Boys It Molested? Evict The Nuns!

"I hate to say it, but the Catholic Church in the US has been evicting old, infirm nuns since at least the mid-eighties."

MissMoose commented on Are We Cheating Whores Or Just Friendly And Popular?

"Ahh, fuck that."

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"Love her."

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"I like them - I'm a fan of surrealism, and I love the idea of being able to pull it into my wardrobe. I'll be patiently waiting for well-made knockoffs."

MissMoose commented on Did Derek Jeter Gave Poor Jessica Alba Herpes?

"@nyobserver: Yep, but as time and gravity have both had their way with us, I'd still have my way with him. I'd just take out my contacts, squint, and voila!"

MissMoose commented on Did Derek Jeter Gave Poor Jessica Alba Herpes?

"Ahem."

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"April should have a nice discussion with bitingbeaver."

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