Mercutia commented on "Self-Reflection": A Bizarre & Macabre Short Story, Brought To You By Vogue

"Hilarious."

Mercutia commented on Ellen & Portia May Wed... But Is Marriage Itself That Great Of A Goal?

"It seems to me that the point here is to put the argument in terms that those against gay marriage will understand."

Mercutia commented on Dark Knight Inspires Copycat Crimes, Over-reactions

"Make UP, pardon."

Mercutia commented on Dark Knight Inspires Copycat Crimes, Over-reactions

"I live out near where this happened, and I can tell you, without living in the same town or even knowing these kids, EXACTLY why they did it: sheer boredom."

Mercutia commented on Calling All Fridas

"I'm jealous."

Mercutia commented on Ted Bunch Tries To Stamp Out Sexism, One Abuser At A Time

"@AccostHer Wilde: Best idea I've heard all day."

Mercutia commented on How Do You Break The Poop Ice With A New Paramour?

"Re the farting, I used to have it, too, and then in an unrelated health move, I gave up anything carbonated and switched to iced tea for my non-H2O beverage of choice."

Mercutia commented on It's Official: Stephen Dorff Is An Agent Of The Devil

"I'm pretty sure Jeremy Piven was cloned from a DNA sample someone harvested from Dorff."

Mercutia commented on Downey Jr.'s Nodding-Off Attributed To Debbie Matenopoulos's Droning Voice, Not A Heroin Relapse

"@bonniegrrl: I have been literally howling with laughter for five minutes after reading that."

Mercutia commented on Pussy, Parents And Puppies: A Q&A With Comedian Margaret Cho

"@Macloserboy: I feel the same way."

Mercutia commented on Hugh Jackman Is Looking For A Pardner

"Hugh!"

Mercutia commented on Groping "Film Producer" Pervert Terrorizing NYC Ladies' Dressing Rooms

"And yet when I stand outside the men's dressing room at my local department store offering to help the gents find the best fit in briefs, I get LOTS of takers. I guess it's one of those mysterious Mars/Venus differences."

Mercutia commented on First Bernie Mac, now Isaac

"Does anyone else feel like Morgan Freeman was supposed to be the first one in this Bernie Mac-Isaac Hayes chain (because they say death comes in threes) but he scraped by on good luck or something?"

Mercutia commented on 5 Villains Batman Should - But Won't - Face In The Next Movie

""Luthor offers not only an intellectual challenge to Batman, but a corporate challenge to Bruce Wayne, if you bring in the LexCorp/LuthorCorp mythology of the character." THIS. Seriously, they could even get a decent Superman/Batman crossover going if all parties involved would stop being so pigheaded about it."

Mercutia commented on Loose Lips

"@Mercutia: FIRST."

Mercutia commented on Loose Lips

"Deep down in my heart I still kind of want to be a Thundercat."

Mercutia commented on Dan Savage: Cool With Drinking Piss, Weird About Bisexuality

""...female bisexuality is a superpower..." I think I'm going to form the Legion of Do Me for those of us who want to use our powers for EVIL."

Mercutia commented on Jennifer Garner & Violet: Milk, Milk, Lemonade

"@thenewmasses: That's how I always heard it."