Fried Chicken Little commented on Never Get Locked Out Your Car: Drill Hole Through Key, Screw To License Plate
"@dragonvpm: I agree that people will get in if they're determined."
http://consumerist.com/5086484/#c8913711 9:57 AM on Nov 14
Fried Chicken Little commented on Never Get Locked Out Your Car: Drill Hole Through Key, Screw To License Plate
"Most cars with transponder keys will open with a boring old mechanical key."
http://consumerist.com/5086484/#c8906359 7:31 PM on Nov 13
Fried Chicken Little commented on "I Fell For The Locksmith Scam"
"I worked for a lock shop a little while back."
http://consumerist.com/5071157/#c8648785 7:58 AM on Oct 31
Fried Chicken Little commented on "I Fell For The Locksmith Scam"
"@Fried Chicken Little: (Obviously, this does not include the windshield."
http://consumerist.com/5071157/#c8648686 7:34 AM on Oct 31
Fried Chicken Little commented on "I Fell For The Locksmith Scam"
"@MercuryPDX: If you break the window, go for the big windows."
http://consumerist.com/5071157/#c8648683 7:33 AM on Oct 31
Fried Chicken Little commented on Taco Bell: Dude Steals Base In World Series, So Enjoy Your Free Taco
"Hey!"
http://consumerist.com/5067778/#c8510104 8:18 PM on Oct 23
Fried Chicken Little commented on 1,585,000 Cribs Recalled Due To Entrapment And Suffocation Hazards
"@FoneMonkeh: Or left-overs from older siblings."
http://consumerist.com/5066387/#c8450045 11:44 AM on Oct 21
Fried Chicken Little commented on Celebrate "Love Your Body Day" By Apologizing To Yourself
"I'm sorry for marrying the asshole who thought we were a speed bag/stress ball. Also, I'm really sorry for that one time in middle school, when I thought our widow's peak made us look like Eddie Munster, and I tried to lessen the effect with my razor, which eventually led to a larger and larger shaved spot, which was eventually discovered by our hairdresser and our mother, who humiliated us in the middle of the shop. I kind of feel badly for not losing our baby weight, too -- not for reasons of vanity, but because it is making our right knee sound like it is made of bubble wrap."
http://jezebel.com/5064037/#c8354237 6:41 PM on Oct 15
Fried Chicken Little commented on A new father has named his
"My son was born on 9/11/01, a few hours after the towers fell."
http://jezebel.com/5063065/#c8318042 12:19 PM on Oct 14
Fried Chicken Little commented on Community Outraged At Buca di Beppo Restaurant Manager's Firing?
"@Sam_Wille: I don't know."
http://consumerist.com/5061785/#c8266125 7:06 PM on Oct 10

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