MGB commented on Katie Holmes Claims To Be In Control

"Oh good, the week I choose to pick up my Sunday Times home delivery, I get this pile of crap on my doorstep."

MGB commented on 10 Most Ignorant Things Said On Bad Girls Club

"@okaygosh: OMG I thought the same thing!"

MGB commented on Stylista Shows Us That The Fashion Industry Is Full Of Ugly People

"Oh, boo hoo, Katie. That said, I am not a fan of Megan."

MGB commented on This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up?

"@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Yeah, my doctor mentioned the possibility of Topamax for my migraines."

MGB commented on Why Using Alcohol To Lower Sexual Inhibitions Isn't Always A Bad Thing

"I would say I frequently have a drink before a big event to chill the fuck out."

MGB commented on Tyra's "Modelville": Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set

"Okay, gross."

MGB commented on Tyra's "Modelville": Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set

"@Whitney's Black Best Friend: Ohhhh wow I had forgotten about that deliciously tacky moment."

MGB commented on Tyra's "Modelville": Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set

"DUDE."

MGB commented on Military Heroine Discovers That Saving A Man Doesn't Make Him Respect You

"Oh, okay, you should have died then I guess. Fucking gobshites."

MGB commented on Miss American Dream: Britney Spears Goes "On The Record"

"I continue to wish that Britney would go away -- for her own good."