M.Wyeth commented on The Good, The Bad And The Wellies: Glastonbury Edition

"Thank you for the Marion Zimmer Bradley shout out, who totally wrote the historical/fantasy/romance soft core of my early teenage years."

M.Wyeth commented on Jennifer Aniston: "God, Being So Boring Really Makes Me Dehydrated"

"best caption ever!"

M.Wyeth commented on Anne Hathaway, Movie Star

"Breaking up, the new trend everyone wants a piece of."

M.Wyeth commented on Aunt Flo

"This is totally an evil Google plot to sell us all absurd designer tampons that we have zero need for."

M.Wyeth commented on Cartier's Annual Loveday: "Love" Is Blind… And Hideous

"Fergie has the face of a pug, and Kimora has features that can't afford any weight gain."

M.Wyeth commented on Money Might Buy Some People Happiness, Just Not You

"My favorite philosophical quote on this topic comes from a Real Housewife of Orange County (oh, don't ask me which one): "I've been poor, I've been rich, I was poor again and then I was rich again."

M.Wyeth commented on Sometimes Addicts Are Just A-Holes

"Ladies!"

M.Wyeth commented on Charlize Theron: Mangled By A Marshmallow ?

"In the sense that she's yummy?"

M.Wyeth commented on Whitney Port Eyes Paul Janka Look-Alike Brody Jenner

"Them's some glassy eyes."

M.Wyeth commented on The Buzz

"They couldn't use the Magic Wand, because it's so old fashioned and funny looking."

M.Wyeth commented on Patricia Field Does Not Like Comparisons To Vivienne Westwood

"Oh, that is painful!"

M.Wyeth commented on Denise Richards Tries To Win Over Celebrity Journalist; Calls Her A "C-nt"

"Oh, that's just embarrassing."

M.Wyeth commented on Chanel Beverly Hills: How Bad Could It Be? (Answer: Not That Bad)

"Nicolette Sheridan's weird t-shirt dress is definitely some kind of crime, but she does look like she's having more fun than I am, so I'm inclined to envy anyway."

M.Wyeth commented on WWJJD

"Judge Judy, with batwings!"

M.Wyeth commented on Can Sharon Stone Teach The (Idiot) (First) World To Stop Babbling About "Karma" Already?

"She should be forced to read that Edward Wong article from this Sunday's times in which a young boy was told he would have to have his legs amputated so that he could be removed from under a piece of fallen building, and replied that he would rather die."

M.Wyeth commented on Top O' The Morning To Ya, Liv Tyler

"@tscheese: I think Alloy actually owns Delias."

M.Wyeth commented on Tanya Harding Reveals Rape In New Memoir

"The whole thing is tragic, whether she's lying or not."

M.Wyeth commented on Che At Cannes: The Guerrilla Warfare Of Gorgeous Celebs

"@Mrs."