@BringerofthePain: At least we're being reminded that awful shit happens every day and that even the most whitewashed of publications are aware of this, y'know? Like you can't escape the destruction of our natural resources through careless spending. Like they're saying, "This fall, we'll show you how fucking futile avoiding the aftermath of this really is."

I completely get what you mean.
Bargaining time! Who would've been a better choice?
NEED to have as much sex as her. My first year of college has been NOTHING like hers. I GO TO THE WRONG SCHOOL.
Is this the Miley equivalent of Lindsay Lohan's "Rumors"?
@bookling: Birthday PIE. I LAUGH in the face of such a preposterous idea.
@DorothyZbornak: Well, Cartman is an awful person who makes chili out of people's parents, so...
@BlueMorpho: I am not about to watch Team Pie pull a Richard Harris and leave our cakes in the rain. YOU CAN TAKE OUR FROSTING, BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR CAKES. OR SOMETHING.
Several of these facts are unfounded. 1. Frosting is not the only good part of cake, nor is the center the only good part of pie (I will give you that). 2. WTF is a Halloween pie?! Nothing I have ever heard of! 3. Where does this idea that longterm cakery leads to diabetes, whereas pie does not? Pie is also sweet! Have we also not learned that it is not the food, but what you put in it? 4. Too much pie hurts my stomach just as much as too much cake. Check your facts. TEAM CAKE.
@bigvielittlevie: Nope. It's Family Guy. You lose! Good day, sir!!
GOOD JOB WOMEN! GOOD JOB WOMEN! ENJOY THIS MONTH, CUZ IT'S ALL YOU GET!
Such a shame he stopped doing Hot Cops.
Russell Brand is THE WORST. What an arrogant douche.
I think there's a song released awhile ago that really sums up all these boys. Ahem: Her boyfriend! He don't know! Anything! About her! He's too stoned! Nintendo! I wish that I could make her seeeee! She's just the flavor of the weeeekk!
Jenna! Try jeans by Rise Up (I think they're available at karmaloop.com)! They're cheap (though I bought them at Buffalo Exchange) and they are SO COMFY, straight-legged without being constricting, and TOTALLY normal. Plus, the creases don't get uncomfortable when you're sitting down! They are MAGIC. Highly recommend.
"I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she is and that's what I love about her." I don't know why, but I find something about this comment HILARIOUS. Like, obviously her soul is still there, she's an angel, right? I feel like it's like saying, "The sky is blue. That's what makes the sky what it is and that's what I love about it."
She's also quite fatal because ah, Satan sees her.
Um... WTF is Katy Perry talking about?
Re: Roman Polanski: OHHH GOOD FOR YOU.
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