"I'm a really good singer."
Katherine Heigl, out and about wearing the very latest in vaping jackets.

Forever 21 should have the knockoff available in a few weeks, along with e-cig bedazzling kits by the cash registers.
There, there... shh. It gets better.
From what I've read right here on Jezebel, oiliness literally is one of Hef's primary attributes.
@MissContrarian: Those people are actively working to take away our rights.
After my beloved L'Oreal FeatherLash was discontinued, I went on a months-long mascara search.

Stiletto Lash? Brush is too scratchy, didn't pump 'em up enough. LashBlast? Meh. DiorShow gives an excellent end result, but is tricky to work with, and a little pricey. I used Voluminous for a while, but hit the jackpot with MAC PlushLash, which I call "PornoLash." Two coats, and I swear if I bat my lashes fast enough a monsoon starts somewhere on the other side of the globe.

MAC's lipsticks are also terrific, long-wearing without drying out. Their selection of pinks is disappointing, though.

For basic brow/eye pencils, though, you can't beat drugstore brands. I buy Cover Girl's Perfect Point Plus two and three at a time.
@Devonna: Oh, I use one of those sprayers on a hose, like a Miracle-Gro bottle.
@Devonna: Space-saving sex tips! Now I won't have to haul this monster out from under the bed anymore!
@rodmanstreet: Well, "The Everglades" is taken, anyway.
@andBegorrah: Hijinx? And how!

I now address all my suitors by their area codes.

"Oh, god, 323! 323!"
@meaghan2k: Stop killing the spirit with rules and feelings.

Can we put this on the masthead?
I once received two in one day, and couldn't remember who was who.
@bubbly*pop: Are there Cliffs Notes for this?
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