True Story: I used to do two things as a general rule on first dates: Give the blood donation questionnaire (have you ever been in prison? In the past 12 months have you had a tattoo or piercing? Very informative stuff) AND the Inside the Actors Studio Benard Pivot questionnaire (WHAT. is your favorite curse word? What sound or noise do you love?). Ice breakers and information abound!
There's a LOT of shit in Lake Mead, so I actually don't think it's entirely safe to say there's no Mead in there.
September at Lake Mead is still pretty hot. I hope they've brought sunscreen! Also, I secretly wish (kinda, but not really) that my husband was into shit like this. What an adventure!
Um yeah. I had a bridesmaid behave very poorly at my wedding and I really wish she had had the guts to at least send an email like this. It probably would have ended the same, but I wouldn't have had to guess why she was so awful until another bridesmaid finally coughed up the truth.
@DepecheNode: I think there are conditions in which you don't have eyelashes. Like alopecia, perhaps? However, the ads for Latisse lead me to believe the intent is cosmetic. For me personally, the side effects FAR outweigh the potential for fuller lashes.
@Mega-Panda: Nah, usually a piss-kiss is a quickie. And we're both too shy to poo in front of each other, so no poop-smooches in our house.
@Mega-Panda: Erm... in my house we call this a "piss-kiss" and we do it all the time. Also, my husband and I are gross.
@poppins: I probably would have been the same way. I have no idea about Bristol, but the second I start exercising, I'm all "Oh I can totally eat this entire pan of peppermint bark. I worked out today! LULZ!"
@JuliaStepchild: No, you have to convince your daughter to do it.
Am I the only one who immediately sniffed my rings after reading this?
@vikkitikkitavi: I mean this completely respectfully: do you think if you were starving and someone offered you a ham sammy you could turn it down?
How far should "beggars can't be choosers" go? Interesting questions...
How far should "beggars can't be choosers" go? Interesting questions...
A weepy Boehner just does not. sound. right.
@DarlingBecky: I think the problem is that you really can't say someone has an eating disorder just by looking at them. And as we don't personally know (or medically treat) these people, it's probably not our place to make judgements about their weight.
I do understand your point, though. And I do think it's our job to make sure the young women in our lives know that their bodies are just fine the way that they are.
I do understand your point, though. And I do think it's our job to make sure the young women in our lives know that their bodies are just fine the way that they are.
@illseeyouinanotherlifewhenwear...: It can't- we're all TOOOOO FAAAAAAT!
@rodmanstreet: Hey Girl, check this out: [fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com]
@ThatOne: Well now I need to know!
This is Callisto. We usually call her Steve (as in Steve Martin, as in The Jerk). We call her all kinds of horrible terms of endearment- shitface kitty, cuntface kitty, shitty kitty, fatty kitty... basically we find amusement in calling her horrible names, but the truth is, she is the queen of the castle.
If she's sitting on my side of the couch, I'll sit on the floor so as not to disturb her. My husband will get up from wherever he is to turn on the tap so she can have a fresh drink of water. We love our shitty kitty!
If she's sitting on my side of the couch, I'll sit on the floor so as not to disturb her. My husband will get up from wherever he is to turn on the tap so she can have a fresh drink of water. We love our shitty kitty!
@Mrs. Beeton: Well she also executive produced it, so she might have some responsibility, but I'm curious to know why they are upset- without having seen the movie, I know how the true story ends. I wonder if the family is depicted in an unflattering way?
@Dunny0: I've said it before and I'll say it again: if she gets elected, I'm leaving the state. Perhaps the planet- not sure how to make that work just yet.
@foregoneconclusion: If that nutjob wins, I'm leaving the state. Harry actually does really good things for Nevadans, despite his less-than-stellar performance on a national scale.
