Never Mind, Old Spice Is Actually Selling Like Beefcakes

July 23, 2010 – Well, we all thought it seemed kind of strange when reports came out that the Old Spice campaign corresponded with a drop in sales. Turns out, we should have had more faith in Isaiah Mustafa! A reader points out that the trade publication that reported a 7% drop in sales of Old Spice body wash has More »

A Day Without Any Lohan News: Could It Actually Happen?

July 21, 2010 – No tweets. No new photos. No reports from jail or rehab. No quotes from Dina or Michael. Could we be in for one full day without Lindsay Lohan? And which day is it most likely to be? More »

Drugged Guy Is Obsessed With Meg Ryan After Wisdom Teeth Surgery

July 21, 2010 – David After Dentist, meet dental-surgery patient Andy. His hilarious Meg Ryan obsession comes out in the recovery room and beyond, along with some other funny lines.

Comedian Jon Hamm Takes His Act To Kimmel

July 21, 2010 – Jon Hamm was on Kimmel last night, where he was greeted by what sounded like screaming Beatles fans from 1964. Jon didn't disappoint, and killed with a comedy riff about MC Hammer. More »

Marion Cotillard Is Better Than You

July 21, 2010 – Marion Cotillard is the most beautiful person in the world right now. And if her new interview with Nicole Kidman in Interview Magazine is to be believed, she's also the best person. More »

The Pug That Yells "Batman!"

July 20, 2010 – This has to be the most amusing talking-dog video ever to exist. Teddy Almond Turtle the pug really sounds like he's singing the Batman TV Show theme. More »

The Bride Who Claims Chelsea Will Ruin Her Wedding

July 20, 2010 – Look, we can all sympathize with the bride whose nuptials might be disrupted by the chaos that will be involved in Chelsea's wedding. But what was Chelsea supposed to do? More »

HOLY CRAP Watch Lindsay Lohan Go To Jail LIVE AHHH!

July 20, 2010 – OMFG TMZ has a LIVE FEED of photographers chatting about how much they have to PEE outside the courthouse while waiting for LINDSAY LOHAN to be led to jail in a THREE-SECOND SHITSTORM!

Alas, The Old Spice Guy Didn’t Actually Help Old Spice. Here’s Why.

July 20, 2010 – The Old Spice commercials were a viral sensation, and the Old Spice guy is a celebrity. So why did sales of Old Spice body wash actually drop? Maybe because women are letting men buy their own damn body wash? According to industry-watching site WARC, the ubiquitous campaign for Old Spice body wash,... More »

Bret Easton Ellis Markets Book With Painful Subservient-Woman Game

July 19, 2010 – The campaign encourages users to put themselves in the place of a seedy Hollywood producer and virtually harass a young actress on an audition. The most offensive thing about it is how unoriginal it is. The online promotion, called "The Devil In You" is ostensibly meant to measure your ethical... More »

Dog Trained To Respond To Perverse Trigger Phrase

July 19, 2010 – This dude trained his roommate's dog to respond to an unsavory phrase when he wants to go out, with amusing results. Probably Very Related: the national unemployment rate is still over 9%.

Gaga Puts Baptist Protesters To Well-Deserved Shame

July 19, 2010 – Gaga was targeted once again this weekend by the Westboro Baptist hate family (the "God Hates Fags" people), but she responded like the classy lady (and media-savvy individual) she is. When the Westboro Baptist protesters showed up with signs outside her St. More »

So, Why Did The Lesbians Watch Gay Male Porn In The Kids Are Alright?

July 19, 2010 – A scene in this summer's indie hit involves lesbian couple Julianne Moore and Annette Bening having sex while watching a tape of (just) men having sex. More »

24 Hour Picnic People

May 31, 2010 – And what a long weekend it was! Your regular weekday editors will be back tomorrow. Thanks to Megan and Hortense for sharing the holiday weekend duties.

Man Does Everything His Wife Says For One Month And Learns A Valuable Insulting Stereotype

May 31, 2010 – Writer A.J. Jacobs did everything his wife said for one month. And what he learned falls somewhere between "hacky-annoying" and "mildly depressing." Women be doing housework! Jacobs, an editor at Esquire, is best known for his book The Year of Living Biblically, in which he followed Biblical rules... More »

There’s A Campaign To Get Dolly Parton On The Cover Of French Vogue

May 31, 2010 – Why French Vogue? Why not! The "get beloved older lady a gig" Facebook trend seems to have run its course, but this is Dolly we're talking about: an exception must be made.

So, Did You Quit Facebook Today?

May 31, 2010 – Today, May 31, is Quit Facebook Day, created by people fed up with the social networking site's closed nature and privacy issues. So, did you quit? The day is half over and the movement only has about 30,000 "committed" quitters, which means it's not going to be a big deal, but there's something... More »

Emma Stone Has Fun With The Paparazzi

May 31, 2010 – When she realized the paparazzi were taking illicit shots of her on-set lunch break, Emma Stone decided some goofy poses were in order. [ONTD]

Men Are Buying Spanx: For Their "Lower Back Pain," Of Course

May 31, 2010 – So it turns out that we are completely surrounded by men walking around wearing Spanx and Spanx-like foundation garments, at least according to the New York Times. More »

Maxim Magazine, Properly Defaced

May 31, 2010 – Roommates got so annoyed with the stupid "quotes" that accompany Maxim's nude-woman spreads that they put up a page in their bathroom and went crazy with a pen.

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