Aw, dudes! ::fanning face. happy tears, happy tears:: I have big, explodey Jez hearts coming out of my eyes now and popping like bubbles. I'm deeply moved that You Got It. Lord knows, the second one sex industry professional --former or otherwise-- deigns to issue her own testimony, it usually starts a King Rat tangle of people stepping in to say, "I beg pardon, miss! Here's why you're wrong..." As if your life, and perceptions of it, were up for referendum. (Dear Womankind: I assume this is not just a sex worker issue)
What can I say except thank you? So, thank you!
What can I say except thank you? So, thank you!
@marymary: No, no! A wee Jesse Helms. Or a baby Boehner. (so to speak)
@blah: Used to be duct tape. We have since moved on, as a society. Apparently.
@The Outlaw Josie: My immediate thought as well.
@applejuice: First laugh of the day. Thank you!
@Chrysocolla: Totally. Just cut off the bottom of the skirt, oh, about three or four feet worth, so it skims the top of your thighs. Instant church wear for your friend's wedding!
@DeccaLeChat: I saw that special! I found the blithe sexy-dress custom re: young girls really interesting. I think it was a coming-out of sorts, akin to a debutante ball.
If some Traveler girl goes AWOL, I imagine she'd have a heck of a story to tell.
If some Traveler girl goes AWOL, I imagine she'd have a heck of a story to tell.
@mhm51: SNAP!
@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Same here. My whole face is numb.
Sh*t...why did I click the link? Why did I click the link? Why did I click the link?
@stacyinbean: It's closing soon, so go if you can! He has an entire Rolls Royce covered in rhinestones!!! (Among many other unnatural wonders)
@stacyinbean: It's the blue and green ones in the screen grab that are killin' me. I seriously do NOT know...all I know is I haven't felt this way since I was at the costume exhibit at the Liberace museum, wondering how I ever lived without my own rhinestone encrusted Drum Major shorts outfit with an American flag-lined ermine cape to go with.
Oh my gosh, those bridesmaid dresses are EPIC. And I love the hair, too.
It's total Barbie-Takes-a-Trip and I am entranced.
PS: The grabbing sounds crappy.
It's total Barbie-Takes-a-Trip and I am entranced.
PS: The grabbing sounds crappy.
@Jetgirly: Mine too. What bullsh*t. Just own it, dude. SRSLY.
@suiterkin: He's negging her! Vadge doctor is obvs a PUA!
I don't know if I need much more in life than this headline, matched with this photo.
@HalfOfABlueMoon: My mind was just imagining him in that trademark shiny black Posh Spice jumpsuit.
I immediately fired my brain, because I don't need such thoughts!
I immediately fired my brain, because I don't need such thoughts!
Bringing the 90s back with a Spice Girls cover band named "Spicy Relations."
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
@moar_cowbellz: Dawwwww! ALWAYS moar cowbellz. Always.
::unwelcome hug::
::unwelcome hug::
Here's my equation: Jezebel morality maven Helen Peters + Media credentials = Caitlin Flanagan.
Fuck cowbell. This one needs more cardigan!
Fuck cowbell. This one needs more cardigan!
