The exact same thing I was thinking.
You're my new favorite.
And another one for your society, Robin Willams.
There's zero reason to snip at me. I was just offering a theory.
Something, something, something his brother didn't feel the need to hide his personal tastes even if it meant someone concluded something about his sexuality, in contrast to Tyler?
Glad the Times added III so I don't confuse him with the other Michealangelo Davises I know.
Wow, Maturo, thazza spicy meat-a-ball.
My favorite discovery of the night was (fake) Jill Biden:
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No, that severed head was on the subway when they found a Finger.
What is a nailgun to the head, really, but a Superpoke?
This is a Gawkerwide problem. Keep fighting the good fight.
I forgot about that time in the mid-90s when she got her own crime reporting show.
That's furkin stupid.
Not to mention the risks of stepping on your bedside George Foreman Grill.
See, i weighed the logic. But at least hard-boiled eggs could be passed off as a protein-rich lunch or snack option?
My immediate question is about the guys who had the foresight to bring raw eggs with them, just in case.
Me too! Illinois?
The America I know and love would never let this happen.
Where are the fat twins riding their motorcycles? That little Michelin Man-looking boy eating his Happy Meal? Oprah pulling her wagon of fat? The headless torsos on the nightly news stories about diabetes? Will not one of them speak for us?
What happened to the nation that considers ketchup a vegetable and only eats yogurt when they need to have a regular poop cycle? That's the dream my forefathers set sail for these shores to find. The values my community still holds dear. The ones I will pass on to my future children, and my children's children.
First Hostess goes bankrupt and I said nothing because I was not a Ding Dong. What's next, America? Using apples for something that doesn't involve pie, or not eating whipped cream straight from the can? Are we going to start doing sit-ups (plural!) and/or biking for fun? What are we, Dutch?
A rich guy maiming me is my 401k right about now.
Could I just punch a Thai person? Like say, a waiter at my least-favorite Thai place?
